Today, my 2-year-old cat finally decided to start catching mice. Like any other cat would, she left it for me to find. I found it in the middle of the night, as my bare foot rolled its guts out of its ass. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, my cat let a mouse sit on his paws for several minutes, then just sat and watched as it scurried into a crack in the drywall. My cat is only 4. FML
Today, my cat attempted to make up for my insomnia with a dead mouse. I have no idea where he got it. FML
Today, I was cleaning my room when I found a nice surprise from my cat. While I was on vacation, she killed a mouse. By the time I found it, there were maggots crawling in my carpet. FML
Today, I found out that the mysterious smell from under my bed was my cats collection of dead mice. FML
Today, my cat brought home a bloody, barely-living mouse. The thing managed to escape and dragged itself into a crack in the wall, where it must have died. The only way to get it out before it starts to stink up the place is by demolishing the wall. FML
Today, while spring cleaning, my cat came into the kitchen with a live mouse in her mouth. She looked me dead in the eyes and dropped the mouse, which then ran into my bedroom. It's been 4 hours and I still can't find it. Where's the cat? Chilling like nothing happened. FML
Today, I saw my cat playing with one of his many toy mice. Knowing he likes to play fetch, I picked it up and threw it across the room. Upon trying to pick it up a second time, I realized that not only was it not a toy, but it was only half-dead. FML
Today, I made my way to bed around 4am after spending all night hanging out with my family. When I got to my bed, I started to clear a spot to lay down. Almost immediately, my hand touched something furry and cold and, fearing the worst, I turned the light on. Turns out my cat left me a half eaten rodent. FML
Today, our rodent problem was taken care of. I discovered this when my cat projectile-vomited a soggy, death-scented wad of dark fur and tiny organs onto the couch. FML
Today, my cat was looking a little peaky. After craning my neck to check for lumps under his chin, he felt this was the perfect time to throw up a half-digested mouse onto my face. FML
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Top comments
Mikeskinner 7
Oh dear lord, sorry OP! Just make sure you get rid of all the corpses fast. Ants and such. FYL!
wyattshack 4
I think I just threw up a little
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Comments (115)
leogirl95 12
Thanks for giving me that visual.
disco2466 8
can i lick your cat?
SenselessPattern 12
Not today, sir/madam. How about a frozen metal pole instead?
disco2466 8
yes please!
Branflakes78 13
what the **** is wrong with you? go get checked out by a doctor! freaking creep
MagicStallion 9
OeThere are no words for this FML. Only a lot of puke
ririzzle 2
Sucks that you got mice in your house....
ShyAnn29 15
I do too, I hate it! Mice creep me out!
jackw428 6
I used to have two pet mice. Somehow they got out of their cage and made their way into my slippers. That was a fun surprise for my feet...
shadokis 15
The house is 92 years old and was in mild disrepair when I bought it....Atleast there's no roaches!
Meow_Bitches 7
Poor mouse D: And... Gross... :P
slurshies 11
it's the ciiiircle of liiiife.... and it moves us aaaalllll...
toughchick14 15
That is so gross!
Szaszaspasz 26
That's more gross than anything. I had an insect hit my windshield when I was driving. It was so large that I can actually discern organs on my wiper. I feel your pain. The gag reflex kicks in even 15 years later. To step on something like that with your bare foot...baarrrff!
Enslaved 38
At least it's one less rodent roaming around your house. If there's one, there might be mice babies too. Those bastards breed like crazy if not under control.
ShyAnn29 15
Mice are pregnant for only 16 days!
Aero25 15
That's an interesting piece of info.
nonnieluv 9
69 is like a snapple bottle
blahblahblah5_x 13
This is why I hate cats.
perdix 31
I hope you praised your cat lavishly and ate some of the mouse before sharing the rest with her. Without that motivation, she'll quit catching mice. Bon appetit!