Today, my 15 year-old daughter got kicked out of her cheerleading squad because she was overweight. I heard one of the cheerleaders say, "She must be overweight because her mom is." FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Same thing different taste
Kids are assholes to each other
Today, I have discovered that my daughter is struggling with anorexia. When I sat down to talk with her about it, she said it’s because, "all the other kids at school keep calling her fat." She was underweight before, and has now gone to being severely underweight. FML
Today, I told my mom I wanted to try out for the track team. Her exact words were "good luck, fatty". FML
Hush
Today, I caught my mother telling my 11-year-old daughter that if she wants to be happy in life, she needs to start exercising now, because fat can creep up on you, and rich guys never marry fat girls with nice personalities. I was fuming. FML
Today, like every other day, my daughter thinks that degrading skinny people is very "non-conformist" and "edgy". This time, though, a slightly slim girl punched her in the face when she accused her of being anorexic. Now people think I gave my daughter her new black eye. FML
Generational trauma
Today, I discovered my 17 year-old daughter has an eating disorder. When I confronted her, she confessed that she’s doing it because she wants to stay thin, so that her boyfriend doesn’t dump her like her father dumped me for not being thin enough. FML
Keeping up appearances
Today, my seven-year-old told me to lose weight. Her reason? There's a family fun day coming up at her school and she is embarrassed. FML
Mean Girls
Today, I tried out for cheerleading. The judges, two head cheerleaders, sized me up, burst out laughing and made fat jokes towards me. I fought back and called them, "twiggy fucking sluts." At that moment, the coach walked in and saw and reported me to the principal. The judges got off scott free. FML
Classic Mom moment
Today, I went to my parents' house. I recently lost about 30 lbs. My mom hugged me and said, "Aww, you're not my chubby baby girl anymore." She then said she wished I were still fat because she missed it. She's the reason I lost the weight; she used to tease and taunt me. Thanks Mom. FML
Nice
Today, I was watching my 7 year-old daughter and her friend jump on our trampoline. I was really impressed by all the flips they were doing, and I told her, "Hey! I can't even do that." To that her friend replied, "Of course you can't. You're fat!" FML
No more treats
Today, I told my kids that our family dog was getting too fat and we should give him a little less food. My youngest daughter whispered to her sister, "Mommy's fat and we still give her food." FML
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greg1234567890_fml 2
stupid *****. dont even worry about it.
picklezz123 5
sounds like you care about yourself more than your daughter
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sweet_candy_ 17
That's weird. The cheerleaders at my school come in different sizes. the best one is the fat girl.
oblio 0
yeah, I've noticed that weight standards for HS cheerleaders have relaxed considerably I'm the past 10-15 years.
TheDrifter 24
So have the athletic standards. I see very few aerial moves or even the old school pyramids anymore when they put cheerleading on tsn. But really, with 190lb cheerleaders there's no way they could physically do most of the moves that used to win contests.
amyyw 0
likeeee^
Insane_Tea 15
^^Epic win
Livinia 11
That is so rude. She's better off being out of the squad and away from those bitches.
The_Cardinal 0
It's much worse, socially, to be overweight in high school than as an adult. This is an Fmykid'sL, stop being a selfish piece of crap and go support your daughter in what is probably the most devastating experience of her adolescence!
rattusrattus 19
I think at least part of the FML was that her daughter's feelings had been hurt. When I was bullied in secondary school, my mum got ANGRY.
1O 0
All the cheerleaders at my school are fat anyways :p
ceddyz17 10
I take it your from Vermont too? lol
staceysgenesis16 0
same here , i find it kind of humorous but at the same time its sad that their representing our cheerleading squad .. bleh
sgtrobswifey 0
I find that odd. Typically (atleast here) as long as you have money you can be whatever and whoever in high school. There were a few stereotypical "big" girls on our squad. Australia must have different standards. I don't think it should matter how big you are, as long as you're able to perform the given routine. There are some shallow ass ***** in this world. Maybe you and your daughter could join a gym together and motivate each other to get in better shape.
appleapple 0
popularity doesn't matter on how much money your parents earn, what happend to appearance & personality hmm? just adding in, cheerleading isn't that big in Australia so I assume our routines would be pretty weak, compared to your typical American cheers. Weight really shouldn't matter, but un fortunately Aussie high school girls can be total bitches that find it amusing to make other girls feel like shit. OP's daughter probably isn't that big anyway,
bekdebekah 0
then make her healthy you suck at parenting here you are crying over what little girls said while your daugher is up for grabs in the self harming anitiative suck it up and be healthy
cptmorgan15 2
Make it stop.
TheAA_fml 0
The truth hurts. Live with it.
1O 0
@25, that's a good idea. The mother has probably been fat since the kid was born, so the daughter probably grew up with the idea that being fat was the norm and when she was old enough to notice other 'prettier' girls, she was still busy being fat.
cokyspaniel 0
just means that ue daughter is better than those blonde wide pussy retards who know nothing about what an awesome person ur daughter is
OfficialxAmber 0
Yes. :)
jlhaigler 0
who said being blonde is a bad thing? who said anyone was blonde. completely irrelevant and inaccurate. don't hate ;)
SadikOnuska 0
Who's to say that the daughter is awesome?
threer 30
Is something wrong with being blonde? Maybe the daughter is blonde.