Today, I broke my leg. My mom told me I still have to go to tennis class tomorrow because the course isn't refundable. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, my mom told me to break a leg before performing in my dancing school's show. I really did break part of my leg while performing. FML
Today, I broke my leg while trying to show my friend how I broke my other leg. FML
Today, I was studying on a bench outside my dorm when the leg snapped. I decided to do the right thing and let administration know what happened. After assuring me it wasn't my fault, and having me fill out an incident report, they billed me $400. I can't enroll for next semester until I pay. FML
Today, I texted my mom if she could pick me up from the hospital. She replied, "No fatty, walk home." I have a broken foot. FML
Today, I spent an excruciating hour walking to campus with a broken leg, only to find my professor had left a note on the door saying class was canceled. FML
Today, I fell down the stairs and landed heavily on my foot. Because I wasn't crying, my mom refused to take me to the hospital. It took me an hour of agony to convince her. It turned out to be broken in three different places. FML
Today, I decided to be healthy and go for a run. I broke my ankle. FML
Today, my parents told me that I'm going on our upcoming family vacation and that's final. I broke both my legs in an accident and have to use a wheelchair. I"m in constant pain and don't want to go anywhere. FML
Today, I broke my toe and screamed, "Fuck!" My mom heard and yelled at me for swearing, while I laid on the floor in pain. FML
Today, I sprained my ankle while playing soccer. I still have to walk home. In the rain. FML
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Top comments
Welshite 40
Protest and raise a racquet until she relents.
bethrh 49
What exactly does she expect you to do when you're there...?
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Comments (76)
mnb1998 15
Lol just remember she loves and cares about you ??
acommonman 23
Why would she send her daughter to tennis in spite of a broken leg then?
Noremac42 8
It's a play on the word "Love" which I believe is a score of 0 in Tennis.
Masift 21
no.... that's not what it is at all
RektRules 12
Burn your mom in fire.
sarah5745 41
Urm really?..
bethrh 49
I don't think that would be advisable
symfora 17
Well that escalated quickly.
siggy_mcsigx 22
Alright, Stewie.
myanichole 22
That may be slightly illegal
Welshite 40
Protest and raise a racquet until she relents.
cakefete2 31
Violence is not the answer. In the words of Bob Marley, "one-love".
cakefete2 31
There's a good "take her to court" pun somewhere here for the "you should sue crew".
Retaheki 27
Good joke, but one-love is impossible because tennis goes by 5s.
patrickalamo 48
You can learn from watching.
IAmzephyr 22
true. OP could still learn techniques and tips
JHam12 14
Some people love money more than safety.Besides you can't play also
Beealicious 13
Damn, sorry op!
MarchyLukic 4
lmfao
Teckzilla 21
Well aren't you just phenomenally insightful.
Masift 21
I absolutely despise people like yourself. You laugh at someone else's bad situation. I once wrote a really nice comment to a guy on youtube talking about something shitty that happened to me and people replied to me "LOL" and "haha" like honestly what the **** is wrong with you?
bethrh 49
What exactly does she expect you to do when you're there...?
Tthug 34
Break a leg of course!
Noelletakumi 36
Well, you can be glad it's not something like track or cross country...
wyverntail 15
She probably just wants op to go. I guess she doesn't really expect him to play, but she expects him to go because it's been paid for. He'll probably just sit and watch
Georgia951 6
#26, tennis runs a lot also. Just like xc or track. And 90% of the time, the running is in short sprints, constantly
Brandi_Faith 34
I imagine op's mom is thinking that it's better for him to learn from watching then to miss everything. However if op just broke their foot they're probably really uncomfortable and the mom should totally give them a break and let them lie around for a few days. (No pun intended.)
rockwelll 9
Obviously play with some balls...
BlueXephos 10
Hide the car keys so no one can go anywhere.
KhaleesiDannie 26
Does she know how tennis works? You're not going to get much out of the lesson like that but maybe they can reschedule the lessons till after your leg heals