Today, my 11 year old brother walked in on me sitting on my boyfriend's ass and giving him a back massage. He tilted his head a little and then said "Aren't you guys doing it wrong? Isn't he supposed to be on top?" My boyfriend laughed and gave him a high-five. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I walked in on my brother having sex. With my boyfriend. FML
Today, I was having sex with my boyfriend. We were under the covers, and my little brother thought we were wrestling, so he got on top of the covers and started "wrestling" with us. FML
Today, my 10 year old brother caught me masturbating and then said "Oh, so that's how you do it!". He then ran to his room and locked the door. I inadvertently taught my little brother how to masturbate. FML
Today, I walked in on my brother masturbating. In the living room. For the second time. FML
Today, my brother said he was cleaning his room. When I walked in, he was giving my cousin a blowjob. FML
Today, my girlfriend and I were making out while she was laying on me. Her little brother walked in, saw us and yelled, "Mom they're swallowing each other!" FML
Today, I got back from vacation and walked in on my boyfriend and my brother in my bed. FML
Today, I got back from vacation and walked in on my boyfriend and my brother in my bed. FML
Today, my boyfriend and I were having it off in his den, I screamed at the height of my climax, and from the family room came the roaring laughter of my boyfriend's brothers. FML
Today, my older brother walked in on me while I was wearing nothing but a bra, panties, pantyhose, and high heels. I'm his little brother. FML
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Top comments
Jaywin 3
Your 11 year old bro is getting some mad recess swing-set pussy. More power to him.
MaCherie_fml 0
"UR DOING IT WRONG." This made me laugh :D
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Comments (295)
squirm 0
lol i fail to see how this is an fml, but i am glad it was posted cuz it was good humor wise,
Kate24 0
What a nice brother.
epic_sunshine 0
how was that FML?
Jem0_0 0
"You're doing it wrong."
XIntie 0
Lol he gave him a high five~. I'd do the same thing ahaha
Dude92 0
your brother is awesome
Clorissa 0
haha that is really funny. the best part is that your boyfriend high fived him!!! =]
Stuffman0027 0
nice your little brother is awsome! mines just pissed off like he's got a pipe up his ass or something
heartbroken1994 0
i agree with everyone else the part where he said "aren't you doing that wrong" really made me lol && its really not that big of an FML
ifuckenhateyou 0
ok it says my name is nick but its not its caroline so im not a dude.. anywho.. so how big is your b0yfriends ass.. cuz i love men with big sexy butts. omg i love big booty on guys.. kinda like larry fitzgerald or will smith in the 80's//// how sexy..