Today, my 10 year old brother caught me masturbating and then said "Oh, so that's how you do it!". He then ran to his room and locked the door. I inadvertently taught my little brother how to masturbate. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I was teasing my little brother. Later that night, I went to the bathroom to wash up. While I'm brushing my teeth, my little brother slips a photo under the door that shows him scrubbing my toothbrush against his nuts. FML
Today, my older brother walked in on me while I was wearing nothing but a bra, panties, pantyhose, and high heels. I'm his little brother. FML
Today, I decided to go through my younger brother's browser history. I found out he goes regularly on PornHub. He's only 10. FML
Today, my ten year-old brother told me that his thirteen year-old friend took one of my bras and two pairs of my underwear a few weeks ago. Apparently he took them out of my room, put them on, and has been sleeping with them ever since. He's coming to give them back tomorrow. FML
Today, my brother's best friend spent the night and was changing with the door partially open. He's super hot and as I was watching him change, he sneezed. Forgetting he didn't know I was watching him, I said bless you. He called me a freak, slammed the door in my face and told my parents. FML
Today, my baby brother learned to remove his nappy. He immediately used this new skill to shit all over my room. FML
Today, my little brother left the house with my phone by accident. He called from his school to ask for my password so he could access his email. When he got home and gave me my phone back, while closing the open apps, my photo gallery was open. When I clicked on it, my naked selfie was open. FML
Today, my little brother came into my room and hit me over the head with his baseball bat. He then dropped the bat onto my floor and ran crying into my mother's room proclaiming I stole his bat and beat him with it for fun. FML
Today, I went to drop my little brother off at the nursery. As I walked in, a boy punched me in the dick and ran away. FML
Today, I was babysitting my 6-year-old brother and was playing Mario. When I won, he called me a cunt. I was in shock and asked him where he learnt the word. He said from me when I was driving. He then told my mum that I taught him a new word. Easy to say, I'm in big trouble. FML
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Loe_307 0
It's even more funny that he had the sense to lock his door and you didn't.
Aldrahil 0
... Nice... At least he learns from you and not from some twonker in school or... from South Park...
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Comments (177)
JazVeiga 1
ok the best thing to do if your going to go have sex or whack off and your siblings are at home is distract them with something. For example when my girlfriend is over I just let my little brother play halo on my xbox. Don't hear from him for the next 4 hours. (that's if you don't have a door lock)
thaduck 0
Be glad he wasn't like " Look mom, my brother taught me this"
TrippingOnAcid 29
Awks is OP is a girl
ShatteredRubiks 16
Actually, OP is a guy.
ElricMustang 23
YDI. Next time, be smart like him and lock your door.
blutigenbonbon 10
LMAO
lsdecaria1 5
That's how I learned
theprincess79 2
Ever heard of LOCKING YOUR DOOR?! Try it next time
Guru_Gal 12
Some people don't have locks and he was going to find out how eventually. Plus, masturbation is a perfectly natural thing to do.
zykrithium 22
Except he had the sense to lock the door.
fantasyworld 39
Why didn't you lock yours?