Nico
France
Today, like every day since my birth, my name is Spreme. Yeah, you probably have trouble pronouncing it correctly too. FML
Collection
Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Same thing different taste
Unpronounceable
United States
My name is…
Today, I've gotten so used to people mispronouncing my last name, even after I correct them a gazillion times, I've lost the motivation to correct anyone on it anymore. At this point I'd probably faint from shock if someone who isn't related to me successfully pronounced it correctly. FML
Anonymous
Confused
Today, after 26 years of confusion with my parents pronouncing it different ways, and in my mom's case, multiple ways, having to clear up how it's spelled every time I meet someone, I asked my mom how to pronounce my name. She got mad and then pronounced it three different ways while explaining. FML
Anonymous
United Kingdom
Teambuilding
Today, I was so nervous introducing myself to my new team, I actually mispronounced my own name, badly, and now that’s how everyone refers to me, but again, I’m too nervous to correct anyone. It’s been a week already, so correcting them now would be extra weird. FML
figures
United States
Birth certificate
Today, I found out I've been misspelling my middle name for 25 years. FML
yarenis
Gardner, United States
A blessing and a curse
Today, like every day since I was born, my name is Yarenis, pronounced "ja-ra-nees". For some reason, everybody pronounces it "your anus". FML
Anonymous
The more you know
Today, I learned that I've been saying a word wrong my whole life and all my friends have been too polite to correct me, when I found out that "Segue" and "Segway" are pronounced the same. FML
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Exhaustion
Today, during a phone call, I broke down in tears because I was asked to spell my last name. It’s sixteen letters long and hyphenated, and I always end up having to spell it twice because they never get it right the first time. I’m tired. FML
anon
This FML is from back in 2014 but it's good stuff
Germantown, United States
YouTubers take note
Today, I have learned a lot of "big" words from reading so much, but can actually only pronounce about half of them correctly. FML
what
Brain freeze
Today, at the ripe old age of 24, I briefly forgot my own name. FML
karen
I'm a meme
Today, as always, my name is Karen. FML
Top comments
dwhite312 0
I pronounced it as supreme.
lilemmy55 10
On the brightside, Atleast theres not like 5 other people in your class that has the same name as you!
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LullzKitteh 1
all you people have stupid names, and your parents are jerks (or worse) for naming you that!
Aweh_Olivia 13
Well , my names Thaileen (ty-leen). Ive been called thay-leen, tay-leen , and thigh-leen :/.
jaxxylove 2
My sisters friend is named asshole. But, its pronounced "as-sole-ay" im sure she'd like your name better
RinaRina 9
71- Yuri is also japanese term for "Lesbian movie/books/other" ;)
WhatWhatInMyButt 2
I have a sister with the first name Ragan, and the Middle name Mead. I also have and uncle named Rutherford Chumley, my own middle name is Rutherford, I know a William Karl the 3rd, a boy named Cambren and a teacher named ms Crase
hateevryone 15
i think it's unique. i don't see anything wrong with it.
litahosen 0
My name is Lita. People can never pronounce or spell it. My second grade bus driver called my Anita because he couldn't say my name. It's annoying, but I love my name. :)
primadonna9396 16
I like your username :3
AnonTheGreat 7
Spray me?
K_catastrophe 0
My name is kristiana but it's pronounce christina... Everyone says it wrong.. /:
allknowingbrony 5
Spreme? Like, Spreem?