Nico
France
Today, like every day since my birth, my name is Spreme. Yeah, you probably have trouble pronouncing it correctly too. FML
Collection
Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Same thing different taste
Unpronounceable
United States
My name is…
Today, I've gotten so used to people mispronouncing my last name, even after I correct them a gazillion times, I've lost the motivation to correct anyone on it anymore. At this point I'd probably faint from shock if someone who isn't related to me successfully pronounced it correctly. FML
Anonymous
Confused
Today, after 26 years of confusion with my parents pronouncing it different ways, and in my mom's case, multiple ways, having to clear up how it's spelled every time I meet someone, I asked my mom how to pronounce my name. She got mad and then pronounced it three different ways while explaining. FML
Anonymous
United Kingdom
Teambuilding
Today, I was so nervous introducing myself to my new team, I actually mispronounced my own name, badly, and now that’s how everyone refers to me, but again, I’m too nervous to correct anyone. It’s been a week already, so correcting them now would be extra weird. FML
figures
United States
Birth certificate
Today, I found out I've been misspelling my middle name for 25 years. FML
yarenis
Gardner, United States
A blessing and a curse
Today, like every day since I was born, my name is Yarenis, pronounced "ja-ra-nees". For some reason, everybody pronounces it "your anus". FML
Anonymous
The more you know
Today, I learned that I've been saying a word wrong my whole life and all my friends have been too polite to correct me, when I found out that "Segue" and "Segway" are pronounced the same. FML
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Exhaustion
Today, during a phone call, I broke down in tears because I was asked to spell my last name. It’s sixteen letters long and hyphenated, and I always end up having to spell it twice because they never get it right the first time. I’m tired. FML
anon
This FML is from back in 2014 but it's good stuff
Germantown, United States
YouTubers take note
Today, I have learned a lot of "big" words from reading so much, but can actually only pronounce about half of them correctly. FML
what
Brain freeze
Today, at the ripe old age of 24, I briefly forgot my own name. FML
karen
I'm a meme
Today, as always, my name is Karen. FML
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dwhite312 0
I pronounced it as supreme.
lilemmy55 10
On the brightside, Atleast theres not like 5 other people in your class that has the same name as you!
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Rickilynn1 10
OP's username is Nico.
zinnath 9
Is the s silent?
Black_Rose6 10
One of my best friends name is Nadz Johnson. We call her ball penis all the time lol. She laughs at it all the time.
bribubbles 10
My friends mom delivers babies and this couple had a little girl and the nurse brought the baby back after cleaning her off and putting the bracelet on her and when the mom looked at the baby and the bracelet on the baby and she said "Oh look honey they already named he fah-mah-lee." The couple named their baby female. Completely true.
jdubulous 0
Spreme like welcome to taco bell may I take ur order? Yeah sure gimme three spreme tacos with a large drink. Thanks.
Ringerace 0
I said it like "supreme" without a "u".
smgray 1
So how do you say it ?
Rhian00 17
My name is Cerian, you pronounce it like 'kerri-un' without the - though. I get called things such as 'seri-an' 'kerry-anne' 'keiron'...which is a man's name, and 'Cer-ian' my middle name is unique as well, it's Aithne, you pronounce it as 'Eth-nee' but people pronounce it as 'Aith-nee' and 'Enya'...which is apparently the British way to say it. I like my names but I'm sick of having to tell people how to pronounce them.
iceymouse17 4
Hey sperm do u have a sister named egg?
5t3ff1k4h 47
It's Spreme, not sperm you dyslexic ****.
jstover76 2
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA