Nico
France
Today, like every day since my birth, my name is Spreme. Yeah, you probably have trouble pronouncing it correctly too. FML
Collection
Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Same thing different taste
Unpronounceable
United States
My name is…
Today, I've gotten so used to people mispronouncing my last name, even after I correct them a gazillion times, I've lost the motivation to correct anyone on it anymore. At this point I'd probably faint from shock if someone who isn't related to me successfully pronounced it correctly. FML
Anonymous
Confused
Today, after 26 years of confusion with my parents pronouncing it different ways, and in my mom's case, multiple ways, having to clear up how it's spelled every time I meet someone, I asked my mom how to pronounce my name. She got mad and then pronounced it three different ways while explaining. FML
Anonymous
United Kingdom
Teambuilding
Today, I was so nervous introducing myself to my new team, I actually mispronounced my own name, badly, and now that’s how everyone refers to me, but again, I’m too nervous to correct anyone. It’s been a week already, so correcting them now would be extra weird. FML
figures
United States
Birth certificate
Today, I found out I've been misspelling my middle name for 25 years. FML
yarenis
Gardner, United States
A blessing and a curse
Today, like every day since I was born, my name is Yarenis, pronounced "ja-ra-nees". For some reason, everybody pronounces it "your anus". FML
Anonymous
The more you know
Today, I learned that I've been saying a word wrong my whole life and all my friends have been too polite to correct me, when I found out that "Segue" and "Segway" are pronounced the same. FML
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Exhaustion
Today, during a phone call, I broke down in tears because I was asked to spell my last name. It’s sixteen letters long and hyphenated, and I always end up having to spell it twice because they never get it right the first time. I’m tired. FML
anon
This FML is from back in 2014 but it's good stuff
Germantown, United States
YouTubers take note
Today, I have learned a lot of "big" words from reading so much, but can actually only pronounce about half of them correctly. FML
what
Brain freeze
Today, at the ripe old age of 24, I briefly forgot my own name. FML
karen
I'm a meme
Today, as always, my name is Karen. FML
Top comments
dwhite312 0
I pronounced it as supreme.
lilemmy55 10
On the brightside, Atleast theres not like 5 other people in your class that has the same name as you!
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fadingaway 17
I'd pronounce that like "scream" with a p instead of an r. I don't see how anyone would pronounce it "sperm" since the first letters are "spre" not "sper".
iloveredvines 4
I feel your pain. My name is Katie.
kdogg97 0
I know someone named Shi'thead so your luckey
jeff11_fml 0
U have horrible grammar
MisterEx 28
My name is Fouad "Arabic". Pronounced foo-ad. It means "heart" in English. Pronouncing it makes it look like Mr.T is not amused with a tv ad. Fooad. Or like someone screaming for food.
LoveMetal_fml 0
when you go to the doctor, do you give them your Spreman sample?
Epic_Times 10
Ouch well my last name always gets pronounced and spelt differently. My name is Rachel but people think it's rochelle lol... So people just call me Rach
ughfuck1234 0
Last time I checked a good portion of Russia is in Europe.
Babbalooey 0
A bent fork is unique..doesnt mean it's useful. Also, people probably would be a bit more simpathetic to op if he/she didn't seem so condescending at the end.
ScarletRhea 0
My name is Harley. You can already imagine the nicknames and sound effects.