Today, leaving the restaurant I work in, the car next to mine was very crookedly parked. I had a hard time backing out. It turned out the whole restaurant was watching me, and they all started to clap as I drove away. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, at a restaurant, I noticed a really hot girl leaving with her friend. A few minutes later they came back, laughing uncontrollably, and announced that some moron forgot to put on their parking brake and the car was rolling into the full parking lot. It was my car. They watched me chase it. FML
Today, as I tried to parallel park at a busy spot downtown, a group of teens jumped in front of my car and started a slow clap. FML
Today, I tried to back out of a spot in a parking garage. I did a 12 point turn, hit the car behind me and still didn't manage to get out of the spot. Everyone was staring at me, and the attendant had to come over and move my car for me. I have to park there every day. FML
Today, I went to the mall and had to parallel park. It took me 10 to 12 minutes of maneuvering before I got into the slot. When I turned off the car and got out, there were 8 people laughing hysterically and clapping for me. FML
Today, the last parking space outside my work was tiny but I tried to parallel park there in desperation. A school kid saw the whole attempt and sarcastically clapped me as I gave up and drove away. FML
Today, I was driving around a parking lot, looking for an empty spot. Someone was backing out a bit too quickly as I was about to pass by, so I honked to announce myself. The driver instead panicked and reversed into my front bumper. FML
Today, I'm so bad at parking that I saw the guy next to me openly cringe as I pulled into a spot. FML
Today, I thought I'd finally mastered the art of parallel parking. Feeling proud of myself, I got out of the car to admire my handiwork, only to realise I'd parked halfway onto the sidewalk and completely blocked the entrance to a cafe. I had to sheepishly move my car while enduring the glares of annoyed pedestrians. FML
Today, a nice couple came in to buy a car. I offered to drive it out from the line of cars for them, since it was a tight squeeze. They then watched as I managed to back it straight into another car, causing a large amount of damage to both. FML
Today, I decided to splurge and get valet parking at a fancy restaurant. I got out of the car and gave the man my keys and watched as he slowly backed my car into another car. FML
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Top comments
Jackiess22 0
This really doesn't seem too bad. if I were watching I would clap for you succeeding! The other person parked like a dick and you pulled out of it with out ******* up your car. Congrats.
largefoofighter 0
I just picture you backing out like an old lady in a buick
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Comments (56)
Blueglasscup 18
Well it's not like you crashed and they booed!
Thanatos1206 0
That's when you ram your car into the restaurant. That'll show 'em.
RockstarRN 10
And why is this an FML?
denvan 0
I read a similar fml to it. Op you suck go retake your driving test
mrahhhhh 21
You must live in California. We have the most reckless drivers in America (it's a fact). I've almost been hit about 5 times in the past month just from crossing the street when the walk sign is on. Plus we invented the California Roll. :D EDIT: we dropped to #4! YAY! Congrats, NY!
CyNommy 4
Gah. I hate when those assholes try to run through the crosswalk when I'm crossing.
dreamering 16
Hey buddy, In NY you have to avoid dumbasses, potholes, cops, emergency vehicles, garbage trucks, UPS & FedEx trucks, cats, dogs all in the same time. Practically you need to scotch tape your eyelashes to your forehead in order to avoid accidents. Also you need Matrix reflexes as well.
Stroke_Her_Ace 15
and you live there why?
Tcaret300 12
City that never sleeps my friend
tona01 16
want reckless driving go to mexico city, for the normal driver a person walking down the street cualifies as a second class citizen so running over them is no problem the streets are in a bad shape so you need a humvee to drive comfortable red lights don't mean squat and so are driving rules and laws
EVELYNandDIEGO 0
:) I'm glad you made it out without a hit on that car... some people just don't care how they park... they park like if they "own the place"
RockstarRN 10
Lol. My comment got moderated for saying that...better watch out! Lmao
roobear 2
Yeah, I don't really see the FML. I hate when other people park too close or crookedly. It sounds like they were applauding you for conquering the situation. Nice job!
slushyslime 7
how is this an Fml !!! FYL for thinking this is an Fml
Brennanrulez 0
How is this an FML? you got a standing ovation for your driving skills