Today, l took my new boyfriend to the place where my ex and I used to hook up, only to find out that my ex and his new girl had the same idea. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I went to a party and saw my current boyfriend making out with my ex-boyfriend. FML
Today, I was hanging out with my ex's new girlfriend. I found out he was dating us both at the same time and was comparing between us. That is why he broke up with me two years ago and is still with her ever since. FML
Today, I found out that my new roommate is dating my ex-boyfriend. FML
Today, my slutty ex, whom I'd dumped because she cheated on me, cheated on her new boyfriend as well. With me. FML
Today, I found out that the girl I've been talking to online and sending certain pictures to is actually my ex's new boyfriend. He ended up telling me he'd just wanted to see how he compared to me down below because my ex refused to go into detail about it. FML
Today, I agreed to meet my ex-girlfriend at our favorite restaurant with my hopes high. She just wanted me to meet her new boyfriend. FML
Today, I found out my ex-boyfriend, who I thought was finally out of my life for good, is now dating my new manager. FML
Today, I ran into an old friend of mine at the store. All was going fine, until she showed me her new fiancé. My now ex-boyfriend. FML
Today, I found out my boyfriend cheated on me with his dad's ex-girlfriend. FML
Today, I took my new girl out on a date after work. Ten minutes later, my ex-wife, her new boyfriend and my daughter showed up at the same restaurant and decided a double date would be fun. My ex lives an hour away. FML
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Top comments
RobinKCS 9
If he took you there, and not vice versa, it was originally his spot, not yours. You kinda deserved it.
U_GotitDude 18
You kinda deserved this one, why would you want to go to a place where you and your ex have memories anyway?
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Comments (55)
WickedWolf 11
Lol should have been like to the girl, "oh when he took me here he had a little... Premature problem.., it was icky. Hope your luckier with his faulty trigger! Ta!" XD
Synistiel 14
No.
KaiserSD 8
Be original next time...
buddy51 23
Giggity!
txbelle210 5
No.
80sgurl 15
That was a bad idea.
jab7769 8
She did it hoping her ex would catch them and be jealous. Then her ex could beat the new bf up and they could hook up next to a beaten new ex boyfriend. Except the ex had same idea but threesome.
Raykyogrou03 12
Why does everyone think dhe deserved it?
txbelle210 5
Do you really need someone to spell it out fir you...?
txbelle210 5
For**
ym520_fml 21
Maybe it's the place that is awesome. When you're used to go somewhere you like, you don't have to stop just because it's not with the same person. I wouldn't give up on my favourite restaurant that is cheap and has delicious food on the account of the ex/new boyfriend. And, by the way, does "hooking up" always imply sexual stuff? I'm under that impression with the comments...
akiahara 14
... Because that's what hooking up means. If you don't mean sex, you say something else, i.e. fooling around, making out, etc. Hooking up is sexy time, and that's that.
Satoaoi 13
stupidity all I can. say