Today, it was the début of the high school musical I was in. When two others and I sang the word "Hell", my mother yelled at us for using that language, while the musical was still going, and dragged me off stage. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I performed in my school's choir concert. The girl next to me started to pass out, and I grabbed her so she wouldn't hit her head. After we were done performing and the curtains closed, my choir teacher dragged me off stage and said I was getting an F for "creating a distraction". FML
Today, I came home and told my mom that I got the lead in the school musical, which I was very happy about. She pulled me into a hug then said, "But you know you can't really sing, right?" FML
Today, I told my mom that I want to try out for a singing competition on TV, so I might be able to kick off my musical career. She convinced me to sing a song for her, so I did. Mid-way through, she lost it, burst into laughter, and told me to stay in school. FML
Today, I went to my son's high school play. The moment I arrived at the auditorium, I shouted out his name to let him know I made it. Thinking I was a student, a teacher yelled, "SHUT UP AND SIT DOWN!" Scared out of my mind, I quickly obeyed, to mass giggling from the kids. FML
Today, I had my high school piano recital. The entire time I was playing, one of my classmates sitting up front kept booing me and yelling "YOU SUCK" at the top of his lungs. He drowned out the entire song. FML
Today, my school put on a musical. I was one of the leads, and in the middle of my solo, I got a huge nosebleed. A little girl in the front row screamed. FML
Today, I went to my kid's band concert. She's 12 and in the advanced team. They were the first ones to play and they were so incredibly bad that I laughed. Really, really loud. I was escorted out of the recital. FML
Today, I auditioned for the musical at my school. Before I sang my song, I gave my music to the director. She said "Oh, I love this song!". After I sang it, she told me, "It's okay, I still like the song." FML
Today, I was at work at a preschool. I was sitting outside with the kids and was getting bored so I started singing. One of the little girls runs up and puts her hand over my mouth and tells me to stop. I'm in a select chorus at my highschool and plan to major in choral studies in college. FML
Today, I was a guest performer for a school orchestra concert a grade above mine. When they called my name, I didn’t hear them, so when they started the song hundreds of people watched me run on stage. FML
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Doortje 30
That was probably more entertaining than the rest of the musical. Excellent performance OP.
x_Cupcakes 0
Now that's something that you CAN'T laugh off!
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Comments (129)
rawr182 0
******* americunts, ******* Christians, and the when you mix them......
NextBigThing5044 0
Whyd you say hell in a high school musical, and your mom must be very strick...
ninjaturtleem 0
***strict
laxgirl122765 0
The past two plays my high school has done have been Les Mis and Phantom of the Opera, and they both have cursing in them, so it's not like it's unheard of to curse in a school play.
EmilyCecile 0
Comment moderated for rule-breaking.
ha high school musical
DocBastard 40
It's your own goddamned fault for using such foul language, dipshit. Clean up your filthy ******* mouth, you asshole, and maybe your mother wouldn't have to publically bitch slap you, you stupid ****.
Quasar55_fml 18
I hell you for cursing, Doc !
CrazyGirl445 4
love this(:
Jonah171 12
This is an epic win! And to all the of the really slow ones that'll comment on it in the future, he's trying to be funny, and succeeding. :D
starwarsguy330 0
haha lol this guy is funny
BugsBunny1 4
See Doc, this is the reason I named my account just for you.
eminemXshady 0
Bugs bunny win
my_butt_hurts 0
wow. it was in the script. two other people said it too.
BedroomEyes19 0
This is such a win :)
Master_Bait 0
Creeper!
robotiick 12
dude **** u and ur life ass hole y dnt u clean up ur ****** mouth u stupid ass **** I hope u get raped
Bless23 0
hey fucktard she said she was in a ******* play, now ru going to shut the **** up or not because only ignorant people like you would post such a close minded comment and those r some pretty big words comingfrom someone whos user name is Docbastard
Pendoom 0
@91 you sir, just got trolled. And this sounds like this is something my mom would do, Thats why I don't give her dates to events, I just tell her i'm going to a friend's house :D. (Unless it's really important, or she already knows about it)
jackiez333 6
wow your a stupid **** doc
SpeechQween94 14
91 thumbs UUUPPP!!!!
avaloncode 8
win
tootsie5790 0
wow....it aint even dat serios...yls
awesomeamandas 37
what language is that in?
Zebidee 9
Imagine how pissed off she's going to be when she finds out you slept with the director for the part.
leethewrestler 0
'sleeping with' and 'oral' are two different stories my friend. oral for stage time is completely acceptable.
CoonAndFriends 0
Be careful if she catches you on here xDXD
karlita22 0
Hahahaha funny
Persephone1001 3
I hope security threw her out!
kingtz 6
Move out of the bible belt as soon as you can!
cahlalsteel 1
What is she going to do when she finds out you posted it on FML? lol