Today, it was the début of the high school musical I was in. When two others and I sang the word "Hell", my mother yelled at us for using that language, while the musical was still going, and dragged me off stage. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I performed in my school's choir concert. The girl next to me started to pass out, and I grabbed her so she wouldn't hit her head. After we were done performing and the curtains closed, my choir teacher dragged me off stage and said I was getting an F for "creating a distraction". FML
Today, I came home and told my mom that I got the lead in the school musical, which I was very happy about. She pulled me into a hug then said, "But you know you can't really sing, right?" FML
Today, I told my mom that I want to try out for a singing competition on TV, so I might be able to kick off my musical career. She convinced me to sing a song for her, so I did. Mid-way through, she lost it, burst into laughter, and told me to stay in school. FML
Today, I went to my son's high school play. The moment I arrived at the auditorium, I shouted out his name to let him know I made it. Thinking I was a student, a teacher yelled, "SHUT UP AND SIT DOWN!" Scared out of my mind, I quickly obeyed, to mass giggling from the kids. FML
Today, I had my high school piano recital. The entire time I was playing, one of my classmates sitting up front kept booing me and yelling "YOU SUCK" at the top of his lungs. He drowned out the entire song. FML
Today, my school put on a musical. I was one of the leads, and in the middle of my solo, I got a huge nosebleed. A little girl in the front row screamed. FML
Today, I went to my kid's band concert. She's 12 and in the advanced team. They were the first ones to play and they were so incredibly bad that I laughed. Really, really loud. I was escorted out of the recital. FML
Today, I auditioned for the musical at my school. Before I sang my song, I gave my music to the director. She said "Oh, I love this song!". After I sang it, she told me, "It's okay, I still like the song." FML
Today, I was at work at a preschool. I was sitting outside with the kids and was getting bored so I started singing. One of the little girls runs up and puts her hand over my mouth and tells me to stop. I'm in a select chorus at my highschool and plan to major in choral studies in college. FML
Today, I was a guest performer for a school orchestra concert a grade above mine. When they called my name, I didn’t hear them, so when they started the song hundreds of people watched me run on stage. FML
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Top comments
Doortje 30
That was probably more entertaining than the rest of the musical. Excellent performance OP.
x_Cupcakes 0
Now that's something that you CAN'T laugh off!
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Comments (129)
The_Commentor_ 6
**** your stupid bitchy strict mom!
Puppyface171 0
I see what you did there.
calenzelon 6
first
Doortje 30
Nice try buddy. Better luck next time.
Talian_fml 4
I suggest you run away and become a satan worshipping drug addict drifter to show her how good her parenting "skills" are.
2010smhill2010 0
Talian, thats excellent suggestment
Justine94_x 31
Your mum's a bitch.
RosiePatosie 0
my god. I am so sorry.
FAYUL12345100 3
The last time I heard of a mother THAT uptight was on South Park.
Zebidee 9
Weeelllll....... Kyle's mom's a bitch. She's a big fat bitch. She's the biggest bitch in the whole wide world...
Happybunny1998 0
WIN
destermin5 5
OOOO sheabigfatbitch !!!!
carathemermaid 3
Wow...my suggestion is go to college far, far away and get drunk and laid as much as possible.
DBach 0
I'm guessing that's the last musical you'll ever be in lol :D