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RichardPencil 32
If your FB profile isn't properly completed, how do your "friends" accept that you exist at all?
HoboMeth 36
I don't believe they're really your friends then
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HoboMeth 36
I don't believe they're really your friends then
Glowworm56 27
That's sad that your friends will believe Facebook over you for something like this.
RichardPencil 32
If your FB profile isn't properly completed, how do your "friends" accept that you exist at all?
awildwhisper 30
Delete Facebook and see if they stop talking to you because you ceased to exist.
vibernum 17
Mine would
CantTouchThat 29
I don't believe it either. I don't see you on the FML birthday list.
CantTouchThat 29
Sarcasm..
wickedgetz 30
time to update your Facebook profile... and also keep your so called friends as just facebook friends
Gensler 13
And to think somehow people figured out when their friends birthdays were before Facebook.
Hippo_Holiday 19
Just get your passport out and watch the jaws drop, and wait to hear the glorious sound of apologies and anguish
BARNEYSTINSON315 10
Belated Happy Birthday!
samwilliams800 28
You kinda deserve it for having such stupid friends.