Today, it was my wedding day. When my soon-to-be-husband was saying his vows, he didn't say my name. He said his mother's. FML
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A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, was my wedding day and I had been preparing my speech for my husband for about 3 months. At the wedding, I poured my heart out to him. Did he do the same? My husband forgot about it and right before the wedding, took his from his first marriage and changed the name. FML
Today, it was my engagement party. All was going fabulously, until my fiancé's dad decided to give us a toast, and completely forgot my name in front of all my family and friends. I've been with his son for 7 years. FML
Today, I got married. When my father gave me away, in front of hundreds of people, to my groom, he said, "She's your problem now." FML
Today, during my wedding ceremony, the groom-to-be found it appropriate to blurt out about an ongoing affair with my maid of honor. They got married instead. FML
Today, it was my wedding day. Three people showed up. My mom, my dad, and the priest. FML
Today, it was my wedding day, and while I was standing next to my husband in front of all of our guests, I was rocking on my heels because I was nervous. I rocked too far and fell backward. My husband didn't come to help me up. He just said at the top of his lungs, "FAIL!" FML
Today, at my anniversary party, and in front of all our friends, I accidentally called my husband-to-be by my ex-boyfriend's name. FML
Today, my fiancée got married. I did not. FML
Today, my boyfriend said that he doesn't have to marry me because we coincidentally have the same last name. FML
Today, I was supposed to get married. I called it off only 20 minutes before the ceremony was supposed to begin because I saw my fiance punch his own mother in the face. FML
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zandalee 20
Nerves make us do stupid things. I completely forgot my vows in the heat of the moment. We still laugh about it 22 years later.
Demonfish 14
If I were in that situation, I'd probably just laugh uncontrollably for a few minutes, and then forget about it...
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Comments (126)
KitGrey 4
Talk about a freudian slip.
rattusrattus 19
When you say one thing but mean your mother. Or in this case, the other way around.
Dnigz13 4
Well atleast he didn't say and ex gfs name or some other woman's name, and im sure it was probably and accident
syguerra 0
he was most likely thinking about too many things and said the name that just ran through his head.
False_Stupidity 42
Just nerves
LuckyLynx7732 5
Similar names?
perdix 31
He really wants to marry his mother, but you are the socially acceptable alternative. Yay, you!!! His dad ought to be nervous, though, if he knows about that Oedipus Rex thing.
patrickalamo 48
Agreed get over it or let it reck your marriage.
Bluefrog9636 7
Your profile pic scares me. Lol.
Chibiko 9
All boys go through it, according to Freud anyway.
nevershoutkendal_fml 11
Are you the same OP that gets constantly mistaken for her boyfriend's mom?
erinchick1 7
Wow! That's kinda an awkward moment! If it were me I'd look at him weird and think about whether or not i'd give him sex during the honeymoon or ask for an annulment. Good luck and congrats!