Today, it was my wedding day. When my soon-to-be-husband was saying his vows, he didn't say my name. He said his mother's. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, was my wedding day and I had been preparing my speech for my husband for about 3 months. At the wedding, I poured my heart out to him. Did he do the same? My husband forgot about it and right before the wedding, took his from his first marriage and changed the name. FML
Today, it was my engagement party. All was going fabulously, until my fiancé's dad decided to give us a toast, and completely forgot my name in front of all my family and friends. I've been with his son for 7 years. FML
Today, I got married. When my father gave me away, in front of hundreds of people, to my groom, he said, "She's your problem now." FML
Today, during my wedding ceremony, the groom-to-be found it appropriate to blurt out about an ongoing affair with my maid of honor. They got married instead. FML
Today, it was my wedding day. Three people showed up. My mom, my dad, and the priest. FML
Today, it was my wedding day, and while I was standing next to my husband in front of all of our guests, I was rocking on my heels because I was nervous. I rocked too far and fell backward. My husband didn't come to help me up. He just said at the top of his lungs, "FAIL!" FML
Today, at my anniversary party, and in front of all our friends, I accidentally called my husband-to-be by my ex-boyfriend's name. FML
Today, my fiancée got married. I did not. FML
Today, my boyfriend said that he doesn't have to marry me because we coincidentally have the same last name. FML
Today, I was supposed to get married. I called it off only 20 minutes before the ceremony was supposed to begin because I saw my fiance punch his own mother in the face. FML
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Top comments
zandalee 20
Nerves make us do stupid things. I completely forgot my vows in the heat of the moment. We still laugh about it 22 years later.
Demonfish 14
If I were in that situation, I'd probably just laugh uncontrollably for a few minutes, and then forget about it...
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Comments (126)
xpheonix57 7
For some reason this makes me think of Howard and Bernadette from Big Bang Theory xD
doublexiao 7
he is nevrous!
loginword123 0
At least he didn't say Rachel
fmldanni 2
at least it wasnt your moms name
cowgirl247 2
Oedipus complex possibly? FYL OP
laurapiggy 3
Holy SHIT!! RUN!!!
42billybob 5
So oedipal.
lowercaseG 13
Aw
JaYB450 1
thats a bit creepy
asmith12032 4
Ooooo, mommy attachment, much??