Today, it was my friend's 18th birthday. She had invited us out drinking. I've never had alcohol before and was very excited. I got a call explaining that she had invited one too many and asked me not to come. People bragging on Facebook about what a great time they were having didn't help either. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, for my 18th birthday, I went out to a club with my mate and I drank so much I ended up breaking my nose. I was there for an hour. FML
Today, all my friends had a huge party and 'forgot' to invite me. They only remembered about me at 2 am when they called asking for rides home because they were all too drunk to drive. FML
Today, it was my 21st birthday and I invited a handful of my best friends over. They all stood me up and I drank alone in my apartment. Happy birthday to me. FML
Today, I attended a party, thinking it was hosted by my friend. I showed up, mingled, had some drinks, and even played a couple of games. After about an hour, my friend called me and asked where I was. I'd crashed the wrong party. Everyone there was nice about it, but now I can never show my face there again. FML
Today, it was my 21st birthday. My roommate insisted her friend join us. They both got belligerently drunk while I was pretty sober. We ended the night at 12am with her friend violently sobbing at the bar over her boyfriend, while I played Subway Surfers. Yay. FML
Today, it's my 21st birthday. All my friends showed up at my house already drunk, so I had to be the designated driver. FML
Today, my "best friend" invited me to drink with her and a couple other friends. She told me to "just bring a few bucks for beer". When I got there, no one else had brought money, including her. They only invited me because I'm the only one with a job. FML
Today, all of my friends bailed from the birthday party I was throwing myself. This was also after they had encouraged me for months to have one, knowing I'd never had my birthday celebrated before. FML
Today, all of my friends showed up an hour late for my 18th birthday party because they decided to go get dinner without me. FML
Today, I found out that my "friends" only invite me to their parties when they need a designated driver. Apparently I'm "not fun" because I don't drink, which "ruins the party". FML
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diez14_fml 1
she wasn't a friend.
Doortje 30
What a lame excuse. As if one more person makes a difference. FYL OP.
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Comments (106)
caperkid65 0
YDI. What kind of person gets their hopes up just to go out and get drunk, do something constructive.
SLP9008 0
Agreed. I am 21 and have had drinks before but never drank enough to make myself miserable. I've actually never bought a drink myself since I have legally been able to. It's just not worth the miserable feeling and sickness later. There are better things to do.
horneyhic 15
umm maby it was the social experience of hanging out with a bunch of friends and possibly meet new ppl she was exited for and I don't no very many ppl that get hangovers after one or 2 drinks personally I don't get them at all so long as I eat a big a drink a lot of water before going to sleep
5t3ff1k4h 47
You can meet new people and enjoy some time with your friends with or without alcohol. Also, while it's rare to get a hangover on that amount of booze, it can happen. It's all circumstantial. Just because drinking a lot of water works for you doesn't mean it will automatically work for everyone else.
horneyhic 15
Since a hangover is cause by a mixture of lack of vitamin b12 and dehydration eating and water will greatly help any hangover as long as you dont let it set in
horneyhic 15
and that was accually my point that maby the alcohol wasn't the part she was exited about
maddiester 5
thats ****** up. FYL Op, I don't necessarily wanna say she's a bitch; but she should plan ahead at least and decide who she's gonna invite or not. Un-inviting someone is just... ugh -___-
Hannahdavis879 0
aw, I'm sorry! :(
1234USMC 0
Hannah, I have to let you know that dribbling upon your picture has put a smile on my face. You're really pretty and I'd just like you to know that.
1234USMC 0
*stumbling ha sorry I always have typos with my iPod. hahaha real smooth huh
smellgoodinc 0
18 you said? Shouldn't you be friends with different people rather than alcoholics?
charvisioku 22
Alcoholics? What?
Bartimaeus 7
Oh no! You totally just missed out on a chance to pay for overly expensive, unhealthy, watered down alcohol at a shady bar or party, accidentally hook up with some creep, take facebook pictures of yourself posing in front of a mirror, blinking, get your wallet stolen by a street monkey, break your nose on a glass door in your mad attempt to chase after it, wake up in the back of your friend's car with vomit all over you and blood running down your face, completely broke and hungover with three missed and very angry calls from your parents on your phone... bummer. You didn't miss anything, trust me.
justalilrandom2 4
Sounds like a good time to me : p
electricvibrator 0
that's so mean! have your own party- invite her then uninvite her! that bit*h
Vonneil 0
YDI for even wanting to go to such a stupid ass party. SCREW ALCOHOL !!!!
viastarr 0
then she's a piece o shit friend!
maluvsya 0
Lol blah blah blah who cares bout what age you all are and the drinking law crise if your that bothered look on the web will list all ages n laws etc etc there!!! Yr boring
maluvsya 0
O and 159 we aren't all Like u when we get pissed we know how to control our drink!!