Today, it was my friend's 18th birthday. She had invited us out drinking. I've never had alcohol before and was very excited. I got a call explaining that she had invited one too many and asked me not to come. People bragging on Facebook about what a great time they were having didn't help either. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, for my 18th birthday, I went out to a club with my mate and I drank so much I ended up breaking my nose. I was there for an hour. FML
Today, all my friends had a huge party and 'forgot' to invite me. They only remembered about me at 2 am when they called asking for rides home because they were all too drunk to drive. FML
Today, it was my 21st birthday and I invited a handful of my best friends over. They all stood me up and I drank alone in my apartment. Happy birthday to me. FML
Today, I attended a party, thinking it was hosted by my friend. I showed up, mingled, had some drinks, and even played a couple of games. After about an hour, my friend called me and asked where I was. I'd crashed the wrong party. Everyone there was nice about it, but now I can never show my face there again. FML
Today, it was my 21st birthday. My roommate insisted her friend join us. They both got belligerently drunk while I was pretty sober. We ended the night at 12am with her friend violently sobbing at the bar over her boyfriend, while I played Subway Surfers. Yay. FML
Today, it's my 21st birthday. All my friends showed up at my house already drunk, so I had to be the designated driver. FML
Today, my "best friend" invited me to drink with her and a couple other friends. She told me to "just bring a few bucks for beer". When I got there, no one else had brought money, including her. They only invited me because I'm the only one with a job. FML
Today, all of my friends bailed from the birthday party I was throwing myself. This was also after they had encouraged me for months to have one, knowing I'd never had my birthday celebrated before. FML
Today, all of my friends showed up an hour late for my 18th birthday party because they decided to go get dinner without me. FML
Today, I found out that my "friends" only invite me to their parties when they need a designated driver. Apparently I'm "not fun" because I don't drink, which "ruins the party". FML
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Top comments
diez14_fml 1
she wasn't a friend.
Doortje 30
What a lame excuse. As if one more person makes a difference. FYL OP.
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Comments (106)
ilovegirlz69 0
what a bitch u should get new friends
SAgirl 23
Return the favor?
danieljc2008 0
You realize you have to be 21 to drink, amirite?
Zebidee 9
No, you're not ******* "rite". If you're too stupid to realise there's a world outside your front door, you should at least learn to check facts first. Oh, I don't know, the 200 or so comments above you might be a good place to start.
poppetpea 5
no you're wrong. If you can read the fml you can read the country underneath. UK which is the United Kingdom which means the legal drinking age is 18.
sulhaq 4
Your so called "friend" didn't invite one too many. I hope you realize that and dump that bitch's company.
jblovee02 0
what a bitch
avengedjerrrufol 0
wtf legal drinking is 18 in the UK??
elmski87 0
legal drinking is 4 legal BUYING is 18 (or 16 with a meal + an adult)
MoradoJess 0
Actually the legal drinking age in the UK is 5 Although I don't want foreigners to think we have drunken children, obviously if the child was given alcohol regularly enough to damage them social services will get inolved. I personally support the UK alcohol laws as I feel it incourages a healthy attitude to alcohol, more often than not if you outright ban something people will only try harder to get it and go crazy with it.
thecovert 7
You are not missing that much. Use the time to get a better friend.
EmoGurl24 0
that really sux plus she wasn't a real friend and plus ur 2 young to drink. . . haha jk I couldn't even make a straight face when I typed that haha
pillowfight 0
whenever you are longing or feeling so excited for something, then it will never turn out how you liked it.
Punkpoptart1119 20
You should've shown up anyway..she doesn't own the bar you guys would've gone to. I hope that you've stopped talking to her too..she wasn't a real friend. Nobody should be treated like that. I hope her birthday completely sucked because of what she did. Sorry you had to go through that OP.