Today, it was my friend's 18th birthday. She had invited us out drinking. I've never had alcohol before and was very excited. I got a call explaining that she had invited one too many and asked me not to come. People bragging on Facebook about what a great time they were having didn't help either. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, for my 18th birthday, I went out to a club with my mate and I drank so much I ended up breaking my nose. I was there for an hour. FML
Today, all my friends had a huge party and 'forgot' to invite me. They only remembered about me at 2 am when they called asking for rides home because they were all too drunk to drive. FML
Today, it was my 21st birthday and I invited a handful of my best friends over. They all stood me up and I drank alone in my apartment. Happy birthday to me. FML
Today, I attended a party, thinking it was hosted by my friend. I showed up, mingled, had some drinks, and even played a couple of games. After about an hour, my friend called me and asked where I was. I'd crashed the wrong party. Everyone there was nice about it, but now I can never show my face there again. FML
Today, it was my 21st birthday. My roommate insisted her friend join us. They both got belligerently drunk while I was pretty sober. We ended the night at 12am with her friend violently sobbing at the bar over her boyfriend, while I played Subway Surfers. Yay. FML
Today, it's my 21st birthday. All my friends showed up at my house already drunk, so I had to be the designated driver. FML
Today, my "best friend" invited me to drink with her and a couple other friends. She told me to "just bring a few bucks for beer". When I got there, no one else had brought money, including her. They only invited me because I'm the only one with a job. FML
Today, all of my friends bailed from the birthday party I was throwing myself. This was also after they had encouraged me for months to have one, knowing I'd never had my birthday celebrated before. FML
Today, all of my friends showed up an hour late for my 18th birthday party because they decided to go get dinner without me. FML
Today, I found out that my "friends" only invite me to their parties when they need a designated driver. Apparently I'm "not fun" because I don't drink, which "ruins the party". FML
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Top comments
diez14_fml 1
she wasn't a friend.
Doortje 30
What a lame excuse. As if one more person makes a difference. FYL OP.
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Comments (106)
NYBellz 0
Aw I'm sry but they gelt u would of ruined their night ... Hun unleash into the world of alcohol
midnightstorm 0
cruel...
Jeristar 0
For OP: i think she's a shity friend and i think you should get some new friends. people who behave like that don't deserve friends.
emily14swim 0
whatta bitch! invite all her friends to a party except for her, see how she feels:)
kinga08 0
Alcohol is not all that great. Yeah they had a great time last night but I'm sure they all woke up miserable, puking, and hung over. It's not fun. OP, you're only 18, you have plenty of time to find some real friends and I promise there will be plenty more opportunities for you to drink. Getting drunk does not make you any more of an adult, but I understand the desire to try it, but there's no rush!
ginormica 0
I think they lied...
kaiwenolson 1
da ****? you can never have too many people at a party. especially "one too many"
JenL_fml 7
What kind of "friend" is she supposed to be, then? Why did you have to be the person to skip out?
kimscion 0
Don't talk to her anymore.
melkell 0
yes, not everywhere in Canada is 19, a lot of provinces, Quebec and Alberta, for example, ate 18.