Today, it was my friend's 18th birthday. She had invited us out drinking. I've never had alcohol before and was very excited. I got a call explaining that she had invited one too many and asked me not to come. People bragging on Facebook about what a great time they were having didn't help either. FML
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Today, for my 18th birthday, I went out to a club with my mate and I drank so much I ended up breaking my nose. I was there for an hour. FML
Today, all my friends had a huge party and 'forgot' to invite me. They only remembered about me at 2 am when they called asking for rides home because they were all too drunk to drive. FML
Today, it was my 21st birthday and I invited a handful of my best friends over. They all stood me up and I drank alone in my apartment. Happy birthday to me. FML
Today, I attended a party, thinking it was hosted by my friend. I showed up, mingled, had some drinks, and even played a couple of games. After about an hour, my friend called me and asked where I was. I'd crashed the wrong party. Everyone there was nice about it, but now I can never show my face there again. FML
Today, it was my 21st birthday. My roommate insisted her friend join us. They both got belligerently drunk while I was pretty sober. We ended the night at 12am with her friend violently sobbing at the bar over her boyfriend, while I played Subway Surfers. Yay. FML
Today, it's my 21st birthday. All my friends showed up at my house already drunk, so I had to be the designated driver. FML
Today, my "best friend" invited me to drink with her and a couple other friends. She told me to "just bring a few bucks for beer". When I got there, no one else had brought money, including her. They only invited me because I'm the only one with a job. FML
Today, all of my friends bailed from the birthday party I was throwing myself. This was also after they had encouraged me for months to have one, knowing I'd never had my birthday celebrated before. FML
Today, all of my friends showed up an hour late for my 18th birthday party because they decided to go get dinner without me. FML
Today, I found out that my "friends" only invite me to their parties when they need a designated driver. Apparently I'm "not fun" because I don't drink, which "ruins the party". FML
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diez14_fml 1
she wasn't a friend.
Doortje 30
What a lame excuse. As if one more person makes a difference. FYL OP.
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Comments (106)
11jackson11 0
yeah, people are like that. I'm sorry, some people blow you off and don't realizethats it's rude.
elizabeth46 5
What country do u live in? 18 year olds can't drink in America how would you get away with that?
kasumii 1
It says United Kingdom if my reading of English is correct. Oh, and I'm from Korea.
horneyhic 15
seeing as america is the only industrialized nation with a drinking limit of 21...
SAgirl 23
There are other countries out there with other rules #177
elmski87 0
as has been said before, the legal age to DRINK in the UK is 4. the legal age to BUY alcohol is 18. so if on your 4th bday mummy and daddy want to give you some beer - that's fine, they can't give you a lot because that'd be child abuse or something, but yeah - we're a little more chilled out about alcohol :) and we don't drink shitty light beers either. bud light, what a load of crap.
Travis420 0
Above the influence. ▲ ▲ ▲
KhronicSmoke 2
haha your ******* life SUCKS!!!!!!!!!
canadacat 0
why is your friend drinking before 21?
ShakeTramp 0
Because the legal age is 18 there not 21.
KickItHigh 32
Isn't the legal age 21? Well, in the US.
AHHHHHHZAVENYAAA 10
It says right at the bottom there, they're from the UK. So, buying alcohol at 18 is fine.
justalilrandom2 4
It's listing?! Oh no, abandon ship!
canadiankat 0
its my birthday too
luvsmetal 0
I would invite you over to my place :)
sandmancometh 3
If it is revenge you seek sleep with her boyfriend.... On a serious note don't lower yourself to her level, just find better friends.