Today, it was my friend's 18th birthday. She had invited us out drinking. I've never had alcohol before and was very excited. I got a call explaining that she had invited one too many and asked me not to come. People bragging on Facebook about what a great time they were having didn't help either. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, for my 18th birthday, I went out to a club with my mate and I drank so much I ended up breaking my nose. I was there for an hour. FML
Today, all my friends had a huge party and 'forgot' to invite me. They only remembered about me at 2 am when they called asking for rides home because they were all too drunk to drive. FML
Today, it was my 21st birthday and I invited a handful of my best friends over. They all stood me up and I drank alone in my apartment. Happy birthday to me. FML
Today, I attended a party, thinking it was hosted by my friend. I showed up, mingled, had some drinks, and even played a couple of games. After about an hour, my friend called me and asked where I was. I'd crashed the wrong party. Everyone there was nice about it, but now I can never show my face there again. FML
Today, it was my 21st birthday. My roommate insisted her friend join us. They both got belligerently drunk while I was pretty sober. We ended the night at 12am with her friend violently sobbing at the bar over her boyfriend, while I played Subway Surfers. Yay. FML
Today, it's my 21st birthday. All my friends showed up at my house already drunk, so I had to be the designated driver. FML
Today, my "best friend" invited me to drink with her and a couple other friends. She told me to "just bring a few bucks for beer". When I got there, no one else had brought money, including her. They only invited me because I'm the only one with a job. FML
Today, all of my friends bailed from the birthday party I was throwing myself. This was also after they had encouraged me for months to have one, knowing I'd never had my birthday celebrated before. FML
Today, all of my friends showed up an hour late for my 18th birthday party because they decided to go get dinner without me. FML
Today, I found out that my "friends" only invite me to their parties when they need a designated driver. Apparently I'm "not fun" because I don't drink, which "ruins the party". FML
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Top comments
diez14_fml 1
she wasn't a friend.
Doortje 30
What a lame excuse. As if one more person makes a difference. FYL OP.
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Comments (106)
Happygofucky 0
It sounds like your 'friend' was just being a bitch and decided she didn't want you there. One more person really makes no difference when entering a bar/club. Unless it was prepaid according to numbers, but I doubt that.
crazycatlady5 6
Well said. P.S I like your username :)
Miss_Michaela 10
You don't need a party to have a drink. Get a few close friends together, rent a movie and have a takeaway. PS. Invite this douchebag, then cancel on her, saying you have one too many. Revenge is sweet.
AvengedSevenfold_fml_fml 12
You should've gone anyway. What could happen if one more person shows up, she's a moron
luluq 0
this could be a blessing in disguise. try drinking at home before you go out and have no idea how it affects you. you'll look way cooler if you're not puking on the sidewalk. and hopefully you'll be with real friends next time!
andreabeth95 2
yeah! that's what I was going to say, plus what if you did go out and your friends just left you? that would be worse
xoxoMEGANxoxo 13
that's terrible! u should b able 2 go and besides that's not fair how she picked u 2 not go---it also wouldn't b fair if she picked some1 else to not go so u should have just gone even though it's 1 extra person! who cares?!
dani_zombie 0
She's not a friend...
BWill9014 4
Eh I think it's pretty obvious she had other reasons for not wanting you there...
sweetiffany 0
Usually it's the friend who gets uninvited who calls the cops and gets the party busted... At least you're a good friend to them. You could have ruined their night but you didn't.
oblio 0
I like the way you think!
justalilrandom2 4
There was nothing to bust, what they did was legal, the police would be likely to arrest you if you called them over the matter.
jenna_rae 0
that must explain a lot about your friend fyl
TheLetterZero 7
YDI for being disappointed at not drinking. That's a good thing, dummy.