Today, it was my boyfriend's birthday, and I thought I'd surprise him after work by wearing nothing but a smile on his bed. As I heard someone come in, I had a huge smile on my face. Turns out it was his dad and all his friends. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Same thing different taste
Today, I decided to pay a suprise visit to my boyfriend's house. I let myself in, walked up to his bedroom and found him dancing around. In the dress I had left the other weekend. FML
Sexy surprise
Today, my boyfriend called me and told me he wanted me to stay the night. I decided to wear my sexiest outfit for him so I put on my kinky nurse outfit and drove over to his house. I let myself in his front door, to which I found 40 of my closest friends staring at me for my surprise birthday party. FML
Today, it was my boyfriend's birthday and I saw he was logged in on ooVoo. He sent me a request to video chat so I decided to take off all of my clothes to surprise him. Little did I know, his entire family was at his house and at the computer because he, "wanted to show them what a great girlfriend I am." FML
Today, I came home early to surprise my boyfriend. I walked into our bedroom to find him in dressed completely in my clothes, and in makeup. It took me a moment to realize it was him and not a female intruder. FML
Today, my boyfriend's friends were throwing him a surprise birthday party. I thought it'd be funny to get him some fuzzy handcuffs and a box of condoms as a gift. They never told me they invited his parents. FML
Happy?
Today, it was my girlfriend's birthday. To surprise her, I told her that I was going away on business, and could not be there on her birthday. When I show up at her house to surprise her with a present and cake, she opens the door in her underwear, beside a man in his boxers. She was surprised. FML
Oh, hello
Today, I came early from my job, just to find my boyfriend in bed, with my dad. FML
Today, I walked in on my dad and his new "girlfriend". A couple days ago I realized that my sexy clothes that my boyfriend had bought me for our anniversary was missing. Guess who was wearing it? FML
Business time
Today, I was at my new apartment. My fiancé was coming home so I filled the apartment with candles and put on some sexy music. When he came up to my door, I answered the door, naked. What I didn't know was that he was bringing his dad to see the new apartment. FML
Yay!
Today, I got out of work, and just wanted to relax after a stressful day. Instead, I came home to a surprise birthday party that my boyfriend set up. My birthday isn't even until next week, and I secretly hate two of the people he invited. FML
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texassmile05 0
Ha-ha. I bet you made their day!!!
ArtIsResistance7 1
Damn! I bet that was fun on the bun.
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Comments (68)
IIFoxII 0
ydi for being dumb
hellokeroppi 5
o, I bet his friends were smiling like hell
terror_twins 0
People should really just stop trying to surprise boyfriends naked. From all the post on here about it, it has become pretty apparent that it never works out hahaha.
VeryNice329 0
you just reminded of the episode of modern family...good example of how suprise nudity can go wrong.
vinceeee23 0
86 you're probally still a virgin.
DjeePee 25
YDI. Don't get naked if you're not in a safe place. Or lock the door.
snickerbby 0
haha sounds like that movie valentine
jerry10394 0
might as well just suck all of their dicks :)
lorenzobalderas 0
u aren't a dork u are a nerd haha jk
rockefoe 6
omg that's terrible i'm so sorry!!!
Iowa123 0
I strongly believe that they had smiles on their faces, too...