Today, it was my boyfriend's 21st birthday. Along with a pair of $80 shoes, I bought him a birthday cake, his favorite ice cream and a $15 balloon. I showed up to the party and he was very intoxicated. So intoxicated that he pops the balloon, drops the cake, and throws up all over his new shoes. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, it was my 21st birthday. I had a simple party with my boyfriend, with just a cake and a bottle of red wine. My boyfriend managed to get so drunk that he danced naked for 10 minutes, then told me I'm hideously obese but that he loves me anyway. FML
Today, it was my boyfriend's mom's surprise birthday party. I was sent to pick up the very expensive cake and dozens of balloons. Not only was it windy and the balloons flew away, I tripped and dropped the cake. In the driveway in front of all their family and friends. FML
Today, it was my boyfriend's birthday. After spending a reasonable amount of cash to get us a nice hotel room to celebrate, he decides he would rather spend the night drinking with his friends. They all threw up in the bath tub before passing out on our bed. FML
Today, It was my fiancé's 21st birthday party. It ended with him too drunk to walk and wailing about how much he misses an ex girlfriend of his that he dumped 4 years ago. FML
Today, my boyfriend turned 21 and got drunk at a bar. Being sober, I went through the whole ordeal: calling a cab, carrying him up three flights of stairs, helping him by the toilet, and taking him to bed. Just when I'm about to sleep, he gets up, pushes his shorts down, and pees on me. Twice. FML
Today, I threw a birthday party for my boyfriend. As a joke, my friend and I served him non-alcoholic beer to see how he'd react. After a while, he faked being drunk, using it as an excuse after I caught him making out with one of my so-called "friends". FML
Today, it's my twenty first birthday. My biggest birthday surprise was discovering that I'm alcohol intolerant, by vomiting my first beer all over my boyfriend's mother. FML
Today, my fiancé turned 21. I stayed up and took care of him for 3 hours while he puked his guts out. When I FINALLY get him to bed, he jumps up and rips the lid off a plastic container on the floor and pukes in it. It was full of all my yearbooks, baby pictures, and childhood memories. FML
Today, we were celebrating my birthday and my boyfriend thought it would be funny to shove my face in the cake. While the candles were still lit. FML
Today, my boyfriend treated me to a surprise romantic dinner, got me a huge balloon bouquet, a dozen roses, and a beautiful card for my birthday. Too bad it's his ex's birthday and not mine. FML
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Jaywin 3
I would like to see this $15 balloon.
Sage1314 4
But he's still got the ice cream right? Let's keep this in perspective!
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Comments (215)
jewelzgalore 0
YLF b/c you're with that loser.
texashorns82492 0
That's when you dump him
thisisausername 0
YDI for buying him a $15 balloon
jonnymohio 2
How old are you? What guy over the age of 10 wants a balloon for his birthday, no matter what it costs! Shows you are immature. Grow up. YDI
sammie2 0
hmm.. so then you got to eat the ice cream right? if he was going to have a big bash with a lot of drinking, you might as well have saved the gift for a private evening.
mylifeisfuckeddd 0
was there $14 stuffed inside that balloon?
tiltwrestler 0
#103: Puts rapists back on the street? Clearly, I'm a conservative- it's the liberal feminists who deny any difference between the sexes. And since I'm a conservative, I don't think rapists should be put back on the street- I THINK ALL CRIMINALS SHOULD BE JUDGED HARSHER THAN LIBERALS THINK THEY SHOULD BE JUDGED! I think rapists should get the death penalty, to be honest! It's you stupid libs who are like "duhhh dahh duhhh no lemme see, why dont we just talk to him and make him see the error of his ways? and then put him back on the street in a year! that way, EVERYBODY will wanna commit crimes, as there won't be as big of a punishment!" In other words, its LIBERALS who want "alternative punishment". and masculinity or femininity DOESNT have anything to do with being a decent human being! (radical feminists have proven that already, by pushing abortion down our throats). It has to do with the traditional things that guys and girls usually do. This used to be called "common sense" or "expected behavior", before you pussy liberals started whining about it being "stereotyping". And ok, maybe I'm not right about everything. But i'm also not a virgin. And you are. So KMA fagbag hahaha. Heres 50 cents, call somebody who cares. Cuz nobody on this post thinks your tite. And btw, your a little bitch. Im more of a man when I was 5 than you are now. If you ever talked shit to me to my face, bitch id take your life. Dont get it twisted, ur still a boy
the_effed_life 0
What do you expect. It's the TWENTY FIRST. But you still got the ice cream now. And since when are balloons $15?
were_giraffe 2
I gave you a "yeah that sucks" (or whatever it's called). However... yeah, for guys it's better to wait to give them their gifts for their 21st after they sober up...
Roddsy 0
o_o; must have been an awesome balloon! ;o -wants-