Today, it was my boyfriend's 21st birthday. Along with a pair of $80 shoes, I bought him a birthday cake, his favorite ice cream and a $15 balloon. I showed up to the party and he was very intoxicated. So intoxicated that he pops the balloon, drops the cake, and throws up all over his new shoes. FML
Collection
Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, it was my 21st birthday. I had a simple party with my boyfriend, with just a cake and a bottle of red wine. My boyfriend managed to get so drunk that he danced naked for 10 minutes, then told me I'm hideously obese but that he loves me anyway. FML
Today, it was my boyfriend's mom's surprise birthday party. I was sent to pick up the very expensive cake and dozens of balloons. Not only was it windy and the balloons flew away, I tripped and dropped the cake. In the driveway in front of all their family and friends. FML
Today, it was my boyfriend's birthday. After spending a reasonable amount of cash to get us a nice hotel room to celebrate, he decides he would rather spend the night drinking with his friends. They all threw up in the bath tub before passing out on our bed. FML
Today, It was my fiancé's 21st birthday party. It ended with him too drunk to walk and wailing about how much he misses an ex girlfriend of his that he dumped 4 years ago. FML
Today, my boyfriend turned 21 and got drunk at a bar. Being sober, I went through the whole ordeal: calling a cab, carrying him up three flights of stairs, helping him by the toilet, and taking him to bed. Just when I'm about to sleep, he gets up, pushes his shorts down, and pees on me. Twice. FML
Today, I threw a birthday party for my boyfriend. As a joke, my friend and I served him non-alcoholic beer to see how he'd react. After a while, he faked being drunk, using it as an excuse after I caught him making out with one of my so-called "friends". FML
Today, it's my twenty first birthday. My biggest birthday surprise was discovering that I'm alcohol intolerant, by vomiting my first beer all over my boyfriend's mother. FML
Today, my fiancé turned 21. I stayed up and took care of him for 3 hours while he puked his guts out. When I FINALLY get him to bed, he jumps up and rips the lid off a plastic container on the floor and pukes in it. It was full of all my yearbooks, baby pictures, and childhood memories. FML
Today, we were celebrating my birthday and my boyfriend thought it would be funny to shove my face in the cake. While the candles were still lit. FML
Today, my boyfriend treated me to a surprise romantic dinner, got me a huge balloon bouquet, a dozen roses, and a beautiful card for my birthday. Too bad it's his ex's birthday and not mine. FML
Feel like sharing it with the other FML users?
Thanks, your FML was submitted, and will appear in the moderation queue soon!
Top comments
Jaywin 3
I would like to see this $15 balloon.
Sage1314 4
But he's still got the ice cream right? Let's keep this in perspective!
Add a comment · Reply to
You must be logged in to be able to post comments!
Comments (215)
KEVINPASH 0
tiltwrestler... you are hilarious bud, keep it up.
oye_vey 0
1st mistake: a $15 balloon... might as well by the NEWLY 21year old a 5th. 2nd mistake: dont you think cake and presents would have been more apporpriate BEFORE he started drinkin? or maybe the day after when everyone knew he'd be sober. .... I'm guessin your not out of HS yet if you dont know the basics of a 21 run
omar_fml 0
thats how you hit 3 birds with one stone
abcdefgh_fml 0
$15 balloon.... holy shit! where did you get that?!
linzhart333 8
Who the hell buys a BALLOON for $15?! Wow. But that sucks about the cake and shoes.
Maou_fml 0
If he gets that drunk, it shouldn't have been a surprise.
whohash 0
I was going to say at least the ice cream was okay, but apparently a lot of other people thought the same. But that sucks!
hattar 0
wow, u would be a good girlfriend! not many girls treat their men like that
spitball1074 2
hahaha #19. Disneyland WTF! Yeah **** their overpriced merchandise.
ihatedouchebags 0
YOU picked him as your boyfriend..........that's what happens when you're in a relationship with a douchebag