Today, it was my 18th birthday. I got one thing: a fancy electric toothbrush from my little sister. I would say I'm happy to have something rather than nothing, except, for as long as the toothbrush works, there will be a Hannah Montana concert going on in my mouth. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, it was my 18th birthday. Nobody said anything. Gillette sent me a free razor though. FML
Today, I turned eighteen. Thinking I was going to get a big present from my parents on this special day, I eagerly unwrapped my present. They got me a bag of M and M's. Last year I got flannel bed sheets. FML
Today, it is mine and my twin sister's birthday. We both wanted a day at the spa for our birthday. My sister got a gift certificate to the spa, while I got mouthwash and a $20 gift card to Target. My mom said it would cost too much to make me also pretty. FML
Today, it's my 18th birthday. Last month was my best friend's 18th birthday. She spent the night with me, and the next morning, my mom and brother gathered in my room and sang "Happy Birthday" as they handed her pancakes with a candle on top. Today, I was woken up by screams to take the trash out. FML
Today, it's my sixteenth birthday. The only gift I got was from myself: a positive pregnancy test. FML
Today, is my little sister's 16th birthday. I spent my last $20 on a gift for her, cleaned the house for her party, made an ice cream cake, and got her a rose. What did I get? "I hope you kept the receipt for this. Oh, and stay in your room during my party." FML
Today, it's my sixteenth birthday. The only gift I got was a bill from my parents. Apparently, the rent is due on the 1st. FML
Today, it was my birthday. My parents got me a box of cupcakes. My brother got me a deck of cards. My aunt got me a brochure on how to quit smoking. I have diabetes, I don't play cards, and I don't smoke. FML
Today, the whole family came over to celebrate my 18th birthday. My grandfather bought me a giant mathematics book. Apparently, he didn't want my 16 year old sister to be "jealous", so he got her the new iPad. FML
Today, it's my birthday. The only thing I got was a coupon for a couples acupuncture session from my sister. I'm single and have an extreme fear of needles. FML
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xohxbrittanyrae 0
At least she thought of you. Most little sisters don't really care, depending on their age
pat2rome 0
As long as you don't enjoy it, FYL.
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Comments (189)
lil_miz_liz09 0
how do you know all of these hannah montana songs??
dspadres 0
You forgot to end it with "and everyone's invited".
k649 0
Hahahaha, thumbs up for you.
Emma_91 0
I think your little sister is trying to torture you XD I feel so bad for you. But at least she thought of you. ^_^
anoymousjoe 0
run up in your room, lock the door, and stick that brush in your pus
seb12992 0
LOLOL. Fyl.
Tori_xoxo 0
=D You get the best of both worlds. Chill it out, take it slow. Then you rock out the show. && Happy birthday. :DD
allmidnighteyes 11
Happy 18th birthday, dude. Now, let's hope this doesn't later escalate into the FML where the sister was masturbating with the guy's electric toothbrush.
neverland_fml 0
Damn--Hannah Montana is over terrorizing the Middle East? Why isn't the USA all up on this shit? Send them some troops, godddamn. DX
fonebone10 0
You get the best! of both worlds! Chill it out take it slow, then you rock out the show... oops, this isn't the hannah montana fan thread? :P Have fun with that
Heelix 0
That sucks man. You have Hanna Montana in your mouth. I prefer to have myself in Hanna Montana's mouth.