Today, it was my 16th birthday. My surprise was a new car, that is now in the side of the garage because my mom lost control while driving it around front. FML
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Today, was my 16th birthday and I was supposed to be surprised with a new car. I have overheard my parents talking about bringing it home tonight while I was at a friend's house. We snuck back to my house to see them bring my car home. All I saw was my Dad crash my new car into a street lamp. FML
Today, it's my sixteenth birthday and my mom promised me she'd buy me a car. She came home with a toy lego car. FML
Today, it's my sixteenth birthday. I was hoping to get a car. Instead, my parents got me a three month membership at the gym so I can lose weight. FML
Today, it was my 23rd birthday. I didn't make it to my party because I was rear-ended on the way there by a 16-year-old in a red mustang going 50+ mph. My birthday cake landed in my lap and I was yelled at by his mother for getting chocolate icing on their insurance card. FML
Today, it's my 16th birthday. My parents forgot about it, and planned a weekend out of town. I was alone on my birthday. FML
Today, it was my birthday. Some 17 year-olds will receive cars as presents from their parents. Mine, however, booked me a plot in the local graveyard. FML
Today, it was my birthday, and my kids gave me my car keys I had "lost" a week ago. FML
Today, six days before I turn 18, my mom totaled her nice BMW. She had promised it to me as a birthday present. My step-dad is giving me his old rusty truck instead, so now I can look like a hick. FML
Today, it's my 17th birthday. I asked for a newer car because my car right now sucks. I got a book on photography. I don't own a camera. FML
Today, I got to drive my mom's car. I'd recently watched the new Fast and Furious movie, I thought it'd be fun to drift around a few corners. I ended up smashing straight into someone's front yard. FML
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LSS_fml 18
Happy birthday!!
SkoomaKi 28
*sigh* Woman drivers...
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Comments (197)
leh9 2
It's the thought that counts:) But that really does suck
allytrue 0
You're 16 you shouldn't be getting a car unless you helped pay for it spoiled bitch
2tone2bone 3
Wow bro I had to save up ever since I was 10 to get my car. Working day and night at my family's 18 wheeler company. But in the end I got what I wanted. Got my brand new Porsche and I damn sure treat it like it's my baby since I PAID FOR IT MYSELF.
trolodon 2
women drivers...
rkr_grl 10
First world problems *face palm*
kforbes 0
Snobby rich kid
colts609380 7
You shouldn't be complaining. At least they were nice enough to buy you a car
jdeluca18 5
oh shut up you rich snobby brat. I worked my ass off for my car since I was 14 putting in 46+ hours a week. But you know what? I bought my own car with my own money and now I drive a beautiful mustang with lamorghini doors, a worked engine, and a full system.
mazio09210517 5
I think its stupid all this nonsense about how people shouldn't be able to drive at 16. I'm responsible and I have had a job since a week after my 16th birthday. Ive paid in full for my own car and have no accidents or speeding tickets. its BS to say only 16 year olds on the road is a danger. EVERY car no matter the age of the driver is a danger to others. so stop with the age discrimination. its ******* stupid. thumb me down, I don't care. stop dissing on America. we have our laws for a reasons. stfu.
canjeelo 0
You gotta love moms!!! ;)