Today, it was my 16th birthday. My surprise was a new car, that is now in the side of the garage because my mom lost control while driving it around front. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, was my 16th birthday and I was supposed to be surprised with a new car. I have overheard my parents talking about bringing it home tonight while I was at a friend's house. We snuck back to my house to see them bring my car home. All I saw was my Dad crash my new car into a street lamp. FML
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Today, it's my 17th birthday. I asked for a newer car because my car right now sucks. I got a book on photography. I don't own a camera. FML
Today, I got to drive my mom's car. I'd recently watched the new Fast and Furious movie, I thought it'd be fun to drift around a few corners. I ended up smashing straight into someone's front yard. FML
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LSS_fml 18
Happy birthday!!
SkoomaKi 28
*sigh* Woman drivers...
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Comments (197)
RedmontFief 7
Can anyone tell me how to make my profile non-private? When I hit edit and then slide that option, it doesn't seem to save it, and my profile is still private.
misanthropy666 6
The amount of jealous people on this page is astounding. That really sucks about your car, I'd be so upset :( Hopefully it's repairable.
MaoKittyMaoMao 6
At least you got a car, even if it might need repairs. -___- Jesus.
dogpup4 23
16 year olds don't need cars.. Barely old enough to drive.
allonblack 4
How the **** does someone lose control driving around their house at probably less than 15mph? If OP's driving skills are anything like Mom's, I'm glad the car was wrecked.
yoseph4k 0
Now you know not to let women drive
Ima_NeRD6213 4
When I was 16 I didn't have a car. Now I'm 18 and I still don't have one....I'll take it if you don't want it.
goodgurlgonebad 0
well look on the bright side you can say you have to birthdays an sucker them into guilt.
wtvr 2
Honestly your life cant be that bad if you get gifts like that. No matter if your mum drives them into something or not
MissHayleyJames 7
Just because they might have money doesn't mean their life can't suck. I grew up with money but had severe depression and was bullied to high hell all through school, living with a single father. Money didn't make all that go away. Your life can still suck even if you have money.
laurenmacias 0
Now you can get an even newer car