Today, it was my 16th birthday. My surprise was a new car, that is now in the side of the garage because my mom lost control while driving it around front. FML
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A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, was my 16th birthday and I was supposed to be surprised with a new car. I have overheard my parents talking about bringing it home tonight while I was at a friend's house. We snuck back to my house to see them bring my car home. All I saw was my Dad crash my new car into a street lamp. FML
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Today, it's my 17th birthday. I asked for a newer car because my car right now sucks. I got a book on photography. I don't own a camera. FML
Today, I got to drive my mom's car. I'd recently watched the new Fast and Furious movie, I thought it'd be fun to drift around a few corners. I ended up smashing straight into someone's front yard. FML
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LSS_fml 18
Happy birthday!!
SkoomaKi 28
*sigh* Woman drivers...
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Comments (197)
insomniac8400 13
at least you're getting a free new car. jerk off.
alpacaman 5
Get off this site then. 17+ only
longtimesunshine 4
surprise*
criss09 3
Hi I'm sixteen and I just got my G2 and I have to drive my dads corolla 2000 be grateful your parents got you a new car as I am grateful that I can drive this corolla.
tazzy349 11
women drivers
Rjake369 10
How does she deserve it?
dancerkatie95_fml 20
I know I am late to the party, but why is everyone complaining about op getting a car at 16? Maybe his parents have enough money to get them a car? Who knows it could be a hunk of junk for all you guys know. Maybe op earned the car or something along those lines. Stop being so judgmental! You'd be upset too if your mom ran your car into the garage...
PuppiesKisses 19
Haw haw! *point*