Today, it was my 16th birthday. My surprise was a new car, that is now in the side of the garage because my mom lost control while driving it around front. FML
Collection
Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, was my 16th birthday and I was supposed to be surprised with a new car. I have overheard my parents talking about bringing it home tonight while I was at a friend's house. We snuck back to my house to see them bring my car home. All I saw was my Dad crash my new car into a street lamp. FML
Today, it's my sixteenth birthday and my mom promised me she'd buy me a car. She came home with a toy lego car. FML
Today, it's my sixteenth birthday. I was hoping to get a car. Instead, my parents got me a three month membership at the gym so I can lose weight. FML
Today, it was my 23rd birthday. I didn't make it to my party because I was rear-ended on the way there by a 16-year-old in a red mustang going 50+ mph. My birthday cake landed in my lap and I was yelled at by his mother for getting chocolate icing on their insurance card. FML
Today, it's my 16th birthday. My parents forgot about it, and planned a weekend out of town. I was alone on my birthday. FML
Today, it was my birthday. Some 17 year-olds will receive cars as presents from their parents. Mine, however, booked me a plot in the local graveyard. FML
Today, it was my birthday, and my kids gave me my car keys I had "lost" a week ago. FML
Today, six days before I turn 18, my mom totaled her nice BMW. She had promised it to me as a birthday present. My step-dad is giving me his old rusty truck instead, so now I can look like a hick. FML
Today, it's my 17th birthday. I asked for a newer car because my car right now sucks. I got a book on photography. I don't own a camera. FML
Today, I got to drive my mom's car. I'd recently watched the new Fast and Furious movie, I thought it'd be fun to drift around a few corners. I ended up smashing straight into someone's front yard. FML
Feel like sharing it with the other FML users?
Thanks, your FML was submitted, and will appear in the moderation queue soon!
Top comments
LSS_fml 18
Happy birthday!!
SkoomaKi 28
*sigh* Woman drivers...
Add a comment · Reply to
You must be logged in to be able to post comments!
Comments (197)
tomtato 10
Well, if you do ever crash it after getting wasted, you could just use the excuse that kids learn from their parents...
Dallasluver19 14
Hey! At least u gotta damn car! And don't worry, ur mom will pay for it. Happy birthday ! :)
TylerDirty 15
It's the thought that counts? :p
Mischief109 11
For my sixteenth birthday, I got no party and a book. I'd take a wrecked car over that. Oh not to mention only four people said happy birthday, two of them being family
OffToTheGayBar 9
Happy late birthday! :D
insertnameherr 11
Women.
mscat 0
U got car & complainin! SPOILED! Is ur mom ok after ACCIDENT?
THE_A_TEEN 28
The car (which is her present) and the garage are damaged, which means they have to pay to get the garage and car fixed. So yes, she is complaining, that's the point of this god damn site. I can honestly bet that if you were in OP's situation, you would be complaining but (like Zomg_Okay said above me) since it was another person's kid, you and the other morons are crying foul and calling her "spoiled" and "ungrateful".
Rectumended 3
I love how people are saying teenagers are bad drivers, when the mother put the car in the side of the garage. Which I ,as a teenager, have never done.
Schiffy 18
Hell, my parents left a hotweels car lying in our driveway when I turned 16, consider yourself lucky that you even got a car.
Skelebitch 0
I got a Hot Wheels too! XD
kiraleann 16
Pshh, if my parents bought me a car for my 16th birthday and crashed it, I wouldn't complain. Oh, wait, yes I probably would, because I don't have my head up my ass like most of you.
FUCKNAMESBREH 0
Omfg i would be so pissed/sad >.