Today, it was easter and I thought it might be fun to look for eggs with my little brother. My parents told me to take the ones in the higher places that my brother couldn't reach. All of his eggs were filled with candy or money. Each one of mine had a note saying 'maybe when you lose weight'. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I had an Easter Egg Hunt in my backyard for my kids. When they collected all the eggs, they opened them and to their dismay there was no candy inside. When I bought them, I thought they already came with candy. It’s been two hours and my kids won’t stop crying. FML
Today, for Easter, my brother and sister both got $200 gifts from my parents. I got a chocolate egg. I'm allergic to chocolate. FML
Today, my parents told me that I will grow up to be a criminal, living on the streets, on drugs. All this because I took the last chocolate egg. FML
Today, while at work at my grocery store I sold a TON of eggs to a bunch of kids. We joked around that they were "going to bake a giant cake." When I got home I found out someone had egged my house. FML
Today, I woke up and decided to make my mom a special Easter breakfast in bed. I pre-heated the oven to bake the sausage just the way she likes. Guess where my easter basket was. FML
Today, during an Easter egg hunt, I found divorce papers. FML
Today, it's Easter Sunday and from what I can hear, my neighbors invented a very special kind of Easter egg hunt. Maybe they hid them in the walls and furniture? Because getting at them sure seems to involve power tools. FML
Today, I discovered a drawer full of chocolates, cookies and baked goods in my house. When I asked my sister what the drawer was, she told me that my mom thought it would be a good idea to hide the fattening foods from me. My entire family had known about the food drawer, except me. FML
Today, it is both my birthday and Easter. My whole family came into town and my mom made a big dinner with all of my favorite foods. After church, I took a nap. When I woke up, all the food, including my cake, was gone. No one thought to wake me up. FML
Today, I decided to go on a diet to lose some weight before summer. This was followed by the arrival of a giant parcel full of candy from my mother. FML
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Aera_fml 0
Wow. Next holiday (maybe Christmas) give your mom a note in a Tiffany's box that says, "Maybe when you pull that pine cone out of your ass" and give your dad the same note in an equally exciting box.
cyxx 0
Ouch, that's mean ... They could have just filled your eggs with money instead of candy, which would've been a subtle hint. That was harsh.
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Osakhomen 0
Oh yeah, like telling you that is going to motivate you to exercise! My parents would do something stupid like that if they had the chance. I'd feel worse about myself, and probably eat MORE because of that.
takran 0
Idiots posting these FMLs: They are useless without your height and weight. If you're a fatty, go lose some weight and stop whining. If you're not, tell them to shove the eggs... you know.
kisekileia 0
If we lived in a just world, you would be able to sue your parents for your therapy bills.
0hh_snap 0
I'd leave an easter egg under their pillows with a note that says, "maybe when you go die."
Froppo 0
I love parents with a harsh sense of humor. Or are awkwardly funny. Props to them!
frenchy_vs_death 0
I'm depressed yet I'm laughing so hard. FML? lol Sorry.. XD
nearingg 0
If they are so worried about their kids being fat why are they giving the younger one candy?
kennington 0
lol, im over weight, by 30 pounds and when ever someone asks me, did you eat anything today? i say, nope. they say why, i say, i want to lose weight, they say, your not fat honey, i bet they are thinking that i am an obese spoiled kid who wants to be a super model, damn,
_musical_addict_ 0
Wow that's really sad. Parents can be so mean to their kids sometimes. Regardless if you really need to lose weight or not, that's no way to treated by parents. Sorry FYL
speeddemon12 0
aww thats terrible, im sorry:[