Today, it snowed. So, a guy I like and I decided to go sledding. I really wanted to impress him by going down the hill and casually slowing down at the bottom right at his feet. Instead, I crashed into him and broke his ankle. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I went sledding with my friends. I said I was tired and didn't want to go, but they press-ganged me into it. I ended up sledding right into a tree, fracturing my leg, and scraping up my entire face. FML
Today, it was snowing but I had to let my dog out, so I picked him up and carried him outside. I slipped, landed on him and ended up breaking his leg. FML
Today, at a ski resort, I tried to impress an attractive girl on the slopes and failed, horribly. I ended up with a mild concussion and some serious cuts after tripping, tumbling and hitting my head against the ground. I don't think she was impressed. FML
Today, I decided to take my girlfriend out to look at Christmas lights and get hot chocolate. While cleaning my snow-covered truck, I slipped and broke three bones in my ankle, and now need surgery. FML
Today, it snowed a lot and my friends and I went outside for a walk. Someone drove by and threw a snowball at me, hitting me square in the face. Surprised, I side-stepped only to end up losing balance and roll down a hill into a ditch full of prickly bushes. FML
Today, while ice-skating with my girlfriend, I tried to do what they do in the movies and make her gently fall into my arms. Instead she slipped, fell, and hit her head on the ice. FML
Today, my boyfriend broke up with me and while trying to make a dramatic exit, I slammed his car door, slipped on the ice and landed on my back in front of a large crowd of onlookers. FML
Today, I went on a hike. It had snowed the night before so I wore warm clothes. They didn’t help when I slipped and broke my leg. FML
Today, I tried to walk on the sidewalk. Actually, it was so slippery that I had to shimmy across it. Then I shimmied too quickly and fell down. Now everything hurts. Maybe next time I should bring a sled. FML
Today, I walked in the snow and saw some kid slip. I laughed and felt good about myself. Then I fell. FML
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Top comments
PureGold 0
Casually slowing down and stopping at his feet? Riiiiight. AND he didn't think to move out of the way? SO MUCH FAIL. And broken ankles suck :(
elyssarae 0
That's what you get for trying to "be cool," and control any sort of setting. That's un-cool.
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Comments (75)
Thanitos 0
ok... you are an idiot and he had to deal with the consequences... its not a FML, its FMBL.
ThatGuy9 0
say sorry then BJ
nyc718 0
YDI for just not impressing him with your bj game. You have to out do yourself and go sledding, you are a failure at trying to be impressive.
Tigg3r 3
Brilliantness right there!!! XD EPIC OF ALL EPIC WINS!!! I'm talking about the song in one of the above comments. Stupid website!!
DameGreyWulf 1
Sounds like the beginning of a romantic comedy. Good god not another one.
CB585 0
why on earth would someone find that impressing... gay fml
ihavetonsofSTDs 0
**** you bitch. Stop being such a **** and ******* up peoples lives, *****.
xxslitwristsxx 0
what the **** is your problem, you ********? I DESPISE PEOPLE LIKE YOU. go to hell, dick.
leadrunner751 3
@#3 *unified applause*
Apple_Scented 0
poor guy :/ must suck for him. and must be embarrassing for you. but seriously, your physics fail == sorry.
Seabeast1000 4
dumb ass!