Today, it snowed. So, a guy I like and I decided to go sledding. I really wanted to impress him by going down the hill and casually slowing down at the bottom right at his feet. Instead, I crashed into him and broke his ankle. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I went sledding with my friends. I said I was tired and didn't want to go, but they press-ganged me into it. I ended up sledding right into a tree, fracturing my leg, and scraping up my entire face. FML
Today, it was snowing but I had to let my dog out, so I picked him up and carried him outside. I slipped, landed on him and ended up breaking his leg. FML
Today, at a ski resort, I tried to impress an attractive girl on the slopes and failed, horribly. I ended up with a mild concussion and some serious cuts after tripping, tumbling and hitting my head against the ground. I don't think she was impressed. FML
Today, I decided to take my girlfriend out to look at Christmas lights and get hot chocolate. While cleaning my snow-covered truck, I slipped and broke three bones in my ankle, and now need surgery. FML
Today, it snowed a lot and my friends and I went outside for a walk. Someone drove by and threw a snowball at me, hitting me square in the face. Surprised, I side-stepped only to end up losing balance and roll down a hill into a ditch full of prickly bushes. FML
Today, while ice-skating with my girlfriend, I tried to do what they do in the movies and make her gently fall into my arms. Instead she slipped, fell, and hit her head on the ice. FML
Today, my boyfriend broke up with me and while trying to make a dramatic exit, I slammed his car door, slipped on the ice and landed on my back in front of a large crowd of onlookers. FML
Today, I went on a hike. It had snowed the night before so I wore warm clothes. They didn’t help when I slipped and broke my leg. FML
Today, I tried to walk on the sidewalk. Actually, it was so slippery that I had to shimmy across it. Then I shimmied too quickly and fell down. Now everything hurts. Maybe next time I should bring a sled. FML
Today, I walked in the snow and saw some kid slip. I laughed and felt good about myself. Then I fell. FML
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Top comments
PureGold 0
Casually slowing down and stopping at his feet? Riiiiight. AND he didn't think to move out of the way? SO MUCH FAIL. And broken ankles suck :(
elyssarae 0
That's what you get for trying to "be cool," and control any sort of setting. That's un-cool.
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Comments (75)
52643_CB 0
way to steal a story from MLIA.com. even more so one that was posted 190+ pages ago
DynamicDave 11
Did you really expect to be able to stop at will? Physics fail!
ziqi92 0
u never took a proper physics class on momentum have u... idiot
sarcdude 3
Well, you've impressed him alright.
rlet 1
didn't u see this coming?? well for the post neither he did ... but ur stupid for thinking that was possible to stop "at the bottom at his feet"
dandified 0
First ever FML comment, and I love how they've written "Speak your mind, but please try and be respectful."! Clearly nobody here noticed that :P But back on topic, YDI for trying to be cool with such a dumbass plan, and HDI for standing there like a twat and not getting out of the way.
Cloudssix 0
I thought you was going to say that you were abruptly stopped by some barbed wire at the bottom
Starfire22 5
Well it's partially his fault for not moving out of the way, but whoopsie!!!
Peroxide 3
Im not going to be sexist and say women can't drive cars nor sleds because that would be mean. I'll be hear all week, try the veal.
Peroxide 3
Noooo, I spelled here wrong. I've ruined my own joke. I will now go into exile. Farewell people, I shall return when I find the triforce.
Peroxide 3
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