Today, it's my wedding anniversary; my husband forgot. My daughter gave me two beautiful long stem roses and said she would look after her sister while we went out to celebrate. My daughter is more romantic and thoughtful than my own husband. FML
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A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, it was our 12th anniversary. My husband only remembered because family members texted to wish us a happy anniversary. When he went out to the store to get groceries, he didn't even buy me flowers. He's also irritated that I "seem sad or something." FML
Today, I took my girlfriend out for dinner to a fancy Italian restaurant for our one year anniversary. After giving her some roses, freshly baked cookies, and a thoughtful poem I wrote for her, she started laughing and asked for her real gift. FML
Today, my fiancé forgot my birthday. I did however remember to tell him we were sending his mother flowers, for her birthday, which falls a week after mine. We've been together 10 years. I sent her flowers on my birthday. FML
Today, it's my birthday. My wife took me to my favorite restaurant for dinner. She made me pay for my birthday dinner, along with hers. She also got me a gift card to HER favorite store. FML
Today, I brought my girlfriend flowers. All she managed to do was to say, "It’s been a year since you brought me flowers." FML
Today, we had two-year wedding anniversary. A few months ago, I insisted on going to a therapist because my wife can only think and talk about our one-year kid. My present for her was a Spa day, flowers and chocolate. Her gift to me was a Lego set to build for our kid. FML
Today, I went all out for my husband on our anniversary. I planned meals, took him to a stage show, and got him a bottle of cologne he loves. He was moody, distant, and at one point crying. Why? He found out his ex-wife is getting married today and he couldn’t stop thinking about her. FML
Today, my boyfriend treated me to a surprise romantic dinner, got me a huge balloon bouquet, a dozen roses, and a beautiful card for my birthday. Too bad it's his ex's birthday and not mine. FML
Today, my husband tried to be romantic by throwing me in a bed laid with roses. Too bad he forgot to remove the thorns first. FML
Today, my boyfriend came over to celebrate our anniversary. He had a card written in crayon with my name spelled wrong, and a basket I had seen his mother throw in the trash filled with flower petals ripped from my mom's garden. Our anniversary was 3 days ago. FML
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Top comments
Pleonasm 36
This is the future of "It's really windy out" guy. You shouldn't have kept pushing for marriage! Anyway, at least the world didn't end, so that's all good.
Needafarm 22
Since he's forgetful you should remind him by telling him you are going out with the daughter who remembered your anniversary and leaving him home to watch the little one.
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Comments (85)
BlueMoonCafe 12
Anniversaries aren't that important in the long run. Sounds like you have a great daughter, and if you have a good marriage then there's nothing to worry about :)
jessi_sunshine 26
Don't take it too harshly, OP. As my dad once told my mom, "What is one day when I spend every day with you?" So celebrate that you're together all the time; not just on the day you got married. You were in love long before your wedding day, so why would you only celebrate one day of your union?
DramaQueen249 5
Your husband loves you, maybe he's not in the right state of mind right now:( but on the bright side, your daughter is really sweet and caring
cameron50055 9
Can I just say aw?
kiara_bayy01 4
maybe he's funnna surprise you .
StEpHiE1226 12
Men suck, guarantee if you were married to a woman she'd remember!!!
Isa_fml 20
On the bright side, it sounds like you raised a good kid. :)
KirstenZ 6
Your daughter is sweet.
someguy314159265 15
I always thought that romantic and thoughtful were mutually exclusive qualities.
calivianya 29
At least you have one thoughtful member in your family.