Today, it's my twenty first birthday. My biggest birthday surprise was discovering that I'm alcohol intolerant, by vomiting my first beer all over my boyfriend's mother. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, it's my 21st birthday. My parents' gift was a case of non-alcoholic beer, to "prepare" me for when I "turn 21." My parents can't even remember how old I am. FML
Today, it was my 21st birthday. I had a simple party with my boyfriend, with just a cake and a bottle of red wine. My boyfriend managed to get so drunk that he danced naked for 10 minutes, then told me I'm hideously obese but that he loves me anyway. FML
Today, I woke up from celebrating my 29th birthday. I guess it's true that tolerance drops quickly as you age, because I stayed in and only drank a few beers with my husband and spent the entire day retching so hard I puked up blood. My partying days are definitely over. FML
Today, it's my 20th birthday! Happy birthday to me! My boyfriend threw a beer can through my back wind-shield after breaking up with me. FML
Today, it was my 21st birthday and I invited a handful of my best friends over. They all stood me up and I drank alone in my apartment. Happy birthday to me. FML
Today, I threw a birthday party for my boyfriend. As a joke, my friend and I served him non-alcoholic beer to see how he'd react. After a while, he faked being drunk, using it as an excuse after I caught him making out with one of my so-called "friends". FML
Today, it's my 21st birthday. All my friends showed up at my house already drunk, so I had to be the designated driver. FML
Today, I turned 21 and had a huge party because I could finally drink legally. Got arrested for public intoxication. FML
Today, during my beloved's birthday party, I had so much to drink that I puked all over the room. FML
Today, it was my boyfriend's 21st birthday. Along with a pair of $80 shoes, I bought him a birthday cake, his favorite ice cream and a $15 balloon. I showed up to the party and he was very intoxicated. So intoxicated that he pops the balloon, drops the cake, and throws up all over his new shoes. FML
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pineapplefiend 13
You hadn't drunk anything before then?
WCARlover 35
.....HAPPY BIRTHDAY!
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BingleBop 18
I Can drink vodka, tequila and etc. Without there being anything wrong, but beer i just can't handle more than a couple of sips of. So don't worry OP!
Kaytlin3353 0
Happy Birthday!
paschale 7
Drugs?
j_cat187 20
No stems no seeds that you don't need, I can smoke a bowl of, Badass weed.
vvmativv 8
You sure you werent just nervous? If you rush a pint it can make you Ill.
nicole86 8
Well I guess your lifelong dream of becoming a raging alcoholic went down the drain... Lol Happy Birthday :)
1crabbygirl 10
or pregnant. I barfed up a hurricane at Pat O's as my positive pregnancy test.
Monsterchevy 0
so when underage kids drink they turn stupid? ive seen so many adults in my life act like children when theyre drunk. so dont say just underage drinkers act dumb. who cares if your "underage" and drink. i get just about anyone to bu me alcohol there are tons of ways to get it. an bout 90% of you are hpyocrites...how many of actually waited til you were 21 to have your frist drink? prolly not many.
Monkeybuttcream 4
What the **** is a prolly?
lazypopo 0
So you can't drink, alcohol it's not that bad if you think about it. Now you know you won't be "that" drunkard who does "weird" things. On the plus side you are also old enough to get into casinos so cheer up. Life without drinking could turn out to be better than you expect.
muffinXmonster 12
Haha
LulusLemon 8
Maybe you're just beer intolerant? Beer was my first drink too, and I was told that it was an "acquired taste". I've never tasted something so disgusting in my life and that hasn't changed lol. Try vodka