Anonymous
United States
Today, it's my sixteenth birthday. The only gift I got was from myself: a positive pregnancy test. FML
Collection
Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Same thing different taste
Dopeboyfresh71
United States
Today, it's my sixteenth birthday. The only gift I got was a bill from my parents. Apparently, the rent is due on the 1st. FML
Clara
Berlin, Germany
Thanks, I hate it
Today, for my birthday, I got a beautiful bouquet of flowers, a lovingly hand-decorated candle, and my first positive Covid test ever. FML
not_so_sweet_sixteen
This FML is from back in 2009 but it's good stuff
United States
Dude, where's my car?
Today, it's my sixteenth birthday. I was hoping to get a car. Instead, my parents got me a three month membership at the gym so I can lose weight. FML
Anonymous
Thornbury, United Kingdom
Today, the only "Happy birthday!" I got was from the cake I bought for myself. FML
Anonymous
United States
It's all too much
Today, it's my birthday. My gifts were a stomach bug from my kid and a confession to a year-long affair from my (now soon-to-be-ex) husband of 21 years. Nobody even got me a card. FML
Leah Magers
United States
Happy birthday
Today, it's my birthday. My birthday present was a pelvic exam, and not even the good kind of pelvic exam. Woo hoo! FML
Anonymous
Paducah, United States
Today, it was my 16th birthday. My surprise was a new car, that is now in the side of the garage because my mom lost control while driving it around front. FML
Anonymous
Netherlands
Sweet Sixteen
Today, it's my 16th birthday. My parents forgot about it, and planned a weekend out of town. I was alone on my birthday. FML
salt.
United States
Today, it's my birthday. My fiancé decided to give me the gift of "freedom." That's how he put it, anyway. FML
RaceCar
United States
Today, it's my sixteenth birthday and my mom promised me she'd buy me a car. She came home with a toy lego car. FML
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kwintalamillah 6
seriously, whose fault is that? --'
Judus_beej 0
kids do the darndest things. is protection a dirty word or something now a days? just be lucky you did not get AIDS. might want to get tested for that also though.
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Comments (510)
Carlie_McCartney 1
Sorry, hon, you totally deserved it, Congrats on the new baby :P Oh, & happy birthday xD
wt14 12
13798 people had a teen pregnancy
deathroseecstacy 0
omg my bday is coming up nd im turning 16 lets hope i dont get the same results
Freeze_fml 17
Yes, let's all hope you know how to use contraceptives so your promiscuous behavior may go unpunished. :D
Dead_Bunny213 5
actually I think whoever you slept with gave you that gift. not you. lmao
briissocoollike 8
Ydi
WhoIsThe 7
Jeezus, everybodys freaking out cause she got a positive pregnancy test at 16? That doesn't exactly mean she's pregnant? I had a friend who did three pregnancy tests and they were all positive. A week later she took two more, negative. But even she Is pregnant she is 16? Everybody makes mistakes. Hers just happened to be big. You can't blame her for having sex? Hormones? Puberty? And she could've used a condom and/or birth control. Or she couldve not which just means she didn't make the right decision. Don't judge people before you know the whole story.
ktvest 4
That sucks.
ktvest 4
Sometimes women are so fertile though you can get pregnant while on birth control
thisismylife294 2
They say you should wait til you get married to have sex for exactly that reason
jdawg2010 0
*****. no no, im just kidding. giggity.