Today, it's my birthday. When I asked my mom if we were gonna do anything special for my birthday. She said, "Don't lie to me. It's not your birthday." FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I told my mom I was going out to hang out with some friends. She looked me dead in the eye and said, "Don't lie to me." FML
Today, it's my birthday. I called my mom to thank her for the gift she'd sent. She was surprised and said, "Oh I thought you were waiting to open it." She ended the conversation with, "OK, I'll call you on your birthday." FML
Today, it's my birthday. I went downstairs expecting birthday greetings from my parents. Instead, they just sat on the couch saying nothing. Thinking they forgot, I casually reminded them. My mom scoffed and said, "Go do the dishes." FML
Today, my dad forgot it's my birthday. When I told him about it, he accused me of lying and threatened to ground me for a week. FML
Today, I've been so stressed out that I forgot my own birthday. I only remembered when my mom talked to me to let me know she wasn't planning on doing anything for it. FML
Today, I called my mom to let her know I was coming home for my upcoming birthday, as I haven’t seen my parents in months. She then stated she hated my birthday because it reminded her she was getting older, and they may have preexisting plans that evening anyways. Really feeling the family love… FML
Today, it's my birthday. My parents, with whom I live, told me that they didn't get me anything, but instead they said they would knock off a bit of the housekeeping I owe them. FML
Today, it's my mom's birthday. I woke up at midnight to be the first to tell her happy birthday. When I awoke in the morning, I decided to bake her a cake. Little did I know my whole family was going out to lunch to celebrate. I wasn't invited. FML
Today, it's my birthday. I'd asked my mom weeks ago if she could watch my kids, so my husband and I could go celebrate. She told me an hour before we were supposed to leave I'd have to reschedule, so she could watch my brother's kids while he goes out for fun. Gee, thanks mom. FML
Today, I got a text from my mom shaming me for forgetting my sister's birthday. It isn't her birthday today, it's mine. FML
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Top comments
sexual_girl 15
That's really sad, sorry OP :( hopefully it's just a joke to maybe throw you off from something they have planned...?
catm1312 3
How the hell can somebody click you deserve this smh
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Comments (71)
Silence_Falls 8
Happy birthday Hope you feel better op
max5692 9
Well, why did you lie to her?
JBChristian 47
What you do think think smart one? Think some pesky little liar got butt hurt their lie didn't work, and posted an FML? I don't think so.
Saraishi 25
So sorry, OP. Happy birthday :)
brynnj16 3
It's my birthday too!
FaultInMyStars 11
Same Here!
Kyle1dc 17
Here's some virtual cake! Happy birthday to you both. Just in the likely case that its someone else's birthday to, Happy Birthday!
tournamentdecide 33
Don't lie to me. It's not your birthday.
vikky538 29
happy birthday OP...
vagballs 4
happy birthday! It's mine today too!
323cc 5
well Happy Birthday
hxnnxh 14
This is one of the reasons why I'm glad that me and my mum share our birthday on the same day!
worldclassrager 41
Is your name Timmy Turner?
mvc3ftw 17
dont worry op,today's my birthday too and well im taking things into my own hands and throwing myself a party.so make yourself one too.