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NosChersVoisins Bordeaux, France

Today, it's my birthday. My next-door neighbours gave me a stool and some rope. FML

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dakid87 10

Damn I'm sorry. Happy Birthday!!!

Cwizer 17

Hey, he remembered!! That's good!

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Make a swing with a tree

Today's my birthday too!

Don't feel so bad dude. I'm going to assume they have a sick sense of humor which I can sort of relate. Not like the time my cousin hung himself and my ex boss told me to 'hang in there' she was a blonde

When it's there birthday give them a rope and the stool and say karma's a bitch

And use the stool to sit on and watch them suffer?

I wish I knew the history between you and your neighbor... I feel like no one would do that without somewhat of a reason. (not just to be a dick)

notorious_me 13

I don't know why so many people misinterpreted the OP. I think this FML is obvious, they forgot the soap...

Those are really bad neighbors. I'm sorry OP. I hope your birthday was good otherwise

nicr_freeman 7

Maybe they just want to HANG out with you. Eh? No? Okay sorry :(

What terrible human beings