NosChersVoisins
Bordeaux, France
Today, it's my birthday. My next-door neighbours gave me a stool and some rope. FML
Today, it's my birthday. My next-door neighbours gave me a stool and some rope. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
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dakid87 10
Damn I'm sorry. Happy Birthday!!!
Cwizer 17
Hey, he remembered!! That's good!
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Comments (133)
darkfireflame 15
What a couple of assholes. Happy birthday at least!
Birdclawz 17
That's encouraging suicide and is a federal offense.
sexual_girl 15
It may be suggesting suicide, but they never actually said "Kill yourself", in which case it would become a federal offense. If the OP actually did try to take legal action against them, the OP's neighbours could just say that the two items were coincidental and it was not meant to come across as a suggestion for OP to kill themselves.
Cynical_D_Luffy 10
They probably thought it would be a great gift since you hang around the neighborhood!
khaled_almu 13
At least they gave you somethings !!
RhineBl 17
Say thanks, but you think they need it more.
False_Stupidity 42
I sense that a certain neighbor is getting a body bag for Christmas.
Fr0gs 15
Did you do it?!
lvg_fml 10
Sickos. Just ignore them
kenzie_gauche 12
Hey did you at least have a good birthday
GetDuped 11
Now you have a stool and some extra rope!