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NosChersVoisins Bordeaux, France

Today, it's my birthday. My next-door neighbours gave me a stool and some rope. FML

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A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.

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dakid87 10

Damn I'm sorry. Happy Birthday!!!

Cwizer 17

Hey, he remembered!! That's good!

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Comments (133)

Still better than 'some stool and a rope'.

That is f*cked up.Happy Birthday!!!!!!

Return them with a note saying they need it more than you. Happy birthday, OP :D

Your neighbours are rude, insensitive and just plain nasty. I hope you have a great birthday.

When they gave them to you you should have said "i appreciate it but it looks like you need it more than i do."

#81 well, DUH!

Looks like someone wants you gone

Well don't use it. and HAPPY BIRTHDAAYYYYT!!!

happy birthday. now take that stuff with a dummy or mannequin and hang it from their tree

Those are both incredibly useful. What's the issue?