NosChersVoisins
Bordeaux, France
Today, it's my birthday. My next-door neighbours gave me a stool and some rope. FML
Today, it's my birthday. My next-door neighbours gave me a stool and some rope. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
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dakid87 10
Damn I'm sorry. Happy Birthday!!!
Cwizer 17
Hey, he remembered!! That's good!
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Comments (133)
sabine123_fml 5
That is a new low Happy birthday
cchan034 23
Kind of an extreme way to tell u to eat shit and die
Sionnach 10
Call the police and report it as a death threat. It could hardly make them like you less, but maybe it'll teach them to leave you alone. Unless... well, can you think of anything you might have done to result in a message like this? Like drowning their puppy, maybe?
WishfullThinker 18
I read that as "stool sample"...
QuinnGaijin 4
tomorrow is mine and after losing my court battle with my slumlord I now have to pack instead of celebrating it. I know your feels
dont_judge_me123 7
That's super mean...people shouldn't joke about that. But happy birthday
topdezfan 5
thats bloody cruel
poppykorn 3
Really sick. But don't worry about them. Happy birthday and I hope you have an awesome day!! :D
NodakN8V 25
Some may not make the correlation....
korcat 3
He's telling you to commit suicide, if you do he will get charged with 3rd degree murder