NosChersVoisins
Bordeaux, France
Today, it's my birthday. My next-door neighbours gave me a stool and some rope. FML
Today, it's my birthday. My next-door neighbours gave me a stool and some rope. FML
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dakid87 10
Damn I'm sorry. Happy Birthday!!!
Cwizer 17
Hey, he remembered!! That's good!
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Comments (133)
slipstreak 10
It's the thought that counts? That was pretty nice of them, considering most people don't even know their neighbor's name. Happy birthday!
slipstreak 10
Tie the rope to the stool and swing at one of their windows like a makeshift ball and chain. Then, run like a bat out of hell. Victory.
5sonic 22
What could you have done to them to make them do that sort of shit to you? Nonetheless I hope that you had a good birthday op
austin_hall29 9
My neighbors are like that too XD
NicH1799 20
Hey, its two birds with one stone. Good neighbor.
BeingComplex 3
Hey they are your next-door neighbours you can't expect them to give you a present at all, you should be thankful because I know mine don't ever give me anything.
chosha_fml 27
You think OP should glad the neighbors are suggesting suicide?
oh_shit_balls_ 8
I am so sorry. You're neighbors are just being dicks. You're amazing. Don't listed. To anybody but yourself. And remember I love you.
Bliepje 22
wauw... people suck
pjsmamasan 10
that's messed up..... not even a funny joke. hope your birthday was better than that!
MotorboatMyGoat 5
Hey, at least they remembered. :)