Today, it's my birthday. My girlfriend gave me the present she'd bought for me. I said, joking, "I hope it's not a tie!" It was a tie. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, it's my birthday. My girlfriend gave me a Paul Frank t-shirt. It says "I'm single." FML
Today, it's my birthday. My fiancé decided to give me the gift of "freedom." That's how he put it, anyway. FML
Today, it's my birthday. My boyfriend took me to dinner and near the end, he pulled out a long, rectangular box. Thinking it was a necklace, I got very excited. It was a wand. FML
Today, I received a birthday present from a friend. It was the very same gift I gave to her for Christmas. FML
Today, it's my birthday. My wife took me to my favorite restaurant for dinner. She made me pay for my birthday dinner, along with hers. She also got me a gift card to HER favorite store. FML
Today, it's my birthday. The present I received from my best friend was the exact same necklace which I gave to her for her birthday two months ago. It had been unwrapped and re-wrapped in the same paper. FML
Today, I bought my girlfriend a very expensive necklace. I gave it to her thinking she'd be extremely happy. Instead she was mad at me because my gift for our anniversary was better than hers. FML
Today, I came home a day after my birthday, and was greeted by my mother who told me, "Oh, I have birthday present for you." She explained that she and my father went on a hike, and handed me my present. I got a fucking stick for my birthday. FML
Today, for my birthday, my husband gave me a dress he stole from my wardrobe. It was the one I'd bought myself on my last birthday because he forgot to buy me anything, and gave me cash in a brown envelope. Not a birthday card, a brown envelope. FML
Today, it was my girlfriend's birthday. To surprise her, I told her that I was going away on business, and could not be there on her birthday. When I show up at her house to surprise her with a present and cake, she opens the door in her underwear, beside a man in his boxers. She was surprised. FML
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Cre6rul 0
idiot don't do that ever again i hate seeing that sad face women make.
xxasifxx 0
last thing a guy wants for his birthday -tie first thing a girl thinks of when she gets something for her boyfriend's birthday- tie seriously, y bother? just give him a *******, it would be free, and he will always like it
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Comments (44)
brookie_pants 0
thats what she gets for assuming that anyone would want a tie for a gift...ever...for any occasion.
MissOriginal 0
Im still waiting for the FML........
jdude2913 0
what are u, 6? woman will make the worst faces and some won't even talk to u if u make them upset. they will make u feel like shit
sterl13 0
this fml sucks major camel dick
sterl13 0
this fml sucks major camel dick
mkylem 0
Maybe you should have said,"I hope it's not Obama's brain!" Because that would have been a LOT better. I'm not a racist, I just hate our newest president. He makes all of the wrong decisions; I could be a better president than him.
Hiimhaileypotter 53
Anyone who says you're a racist simply for not liking Obama is an idiot.
menio_1993 0
haha dumbass haha .... did she broke up with you ??
ty4nier 16
break*
fuzz97 23
ties are lame, she deserved it.
confused_chick 0
And that's a bad thing??? It's the thought that counts. So she has to buy you a car to show her love for you when you know DAMN WELL you will probably forget her birthday and get her nothing!
StingRay_RZA 16
I agree with #20. In addition, what is so wrong about getting a tie as a gift?? Everyone should own a few ties for the dressed up occasions!!
Nooneslooking 0
lol @ 1
thegirlnextdoorr 0
#1 I have to agree with you. You really deserved this, next time, smile and be quiet. :)