Suzie Leone
United States
Today, it's "family fun night." We're pulling weeds. FML
Collection
Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Same thing different taste
Anonymous
Germany
Let it all hang out
Today, my mom was pulling up weeds on the terrace while wearing gardening gloves. Why is that worth mentioning? Because that's literally all she was wearing. FML
Anonymous
Perth, Australia
Timewaster
Today, I spent the afternoon transplanting a whole bunch of corn seedlings that sprouted, even turning over the new soil with compost and fertiliser. While watering them in, I realised they're actually all just weeds. FML
Anonymous
New York, United States
Today, I woke to my drunk mother trying to vacuum the lawn. FML
JurassicHole
United States
Boom!
Today, while landscaping my backyard, I was pulling a big weed out of the ground. After the last tug, the soil came free, but ended up with me punching myself full force in the nuts. I think my future children are already filing for parental abuse. FML
Anonymous
Binghamton, United States
Today, while mowing the lawn, I ran over a hornet's nest. FML
Anonymous
United States
Quality family time
Today, after a long talk with the kids, I finally got all the chores around the house done early so we could have a fun family weekend. My wife decided to be a wet blanket and insisted we needed to deep clean the already clean kitchen. Three arguments later, everyone is sulking, and I'm working in the kitchen alone. FML
Anonymous
Stoughton, United States
Family is everything
Today, I thought I would take my family to the beach for the day. My wife is sitting on the front porch, not talking to me, because after working a 60-hour week, I would rather enjoy my family and the fruits of my labor, rather than help her clean the house that she has spent all week at, doing nothing. FML
What.
Pawtucket, United States
Today, my father bought a riding lawn mower. We don't have a lawn. FML
anon
Canada
Today, my neighbor finally cut the grass on his front lawn. At 2 in the morning. FML
Claire
Edinburgh, United Kingdom
Green fingers
Today, it's been a few weeks since I took up gardening to relax, caring for my plants, and they finally started blooming. Excitedly, I posted a picture online, only to have a friend tell me that my "beautiful flowers" are actually weeds. Apparently, I have a talent for cultivating the unwanted. FML
Top comments
zoPwNAgEzo 21
What kind of weed?
cBlackout 13
Then later you can all paint the garage, oh it'll be so much fun.
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Comments (91)
McDonaldsworker 4
Hell yeah that's what I call a family fun night! (so why is this an FML?)
AcidLacedBong 5
Consider yourself lucky I'd rather pull weeds than play board games or go out anywhere with my family .... Either way family fun night usually is lame sorry OP
Pelreskovich 11
Sounds like a blast! Then y'all fire up the hookah in the living room later on?
ronski 41
At least you're not smoking it
thelaxersvlog 9
Sounds like a good ol' time
linkinpark98 24
Splendid, indeed!
thiscrazything 1
We used to have rock and stick parties, all family members were invited to a large pasture and given a wheel barrow and work gloves. What fun we had removing every stick and rock.
jazzy131 0
Hey bro, it's either pulling them or smoking them.
mieks 18
or pulling them, then smoking them
honeybadger123 0
is it the smokeable weed? ;)
chosha_fml 27
Sounds like Mormons. :)
KiddNYC1O 22
It'll be worth it.