Suzie Leone
United States
Today, it's "family fun night." We're pulling weeds. FML
Collection
Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Same thing different taste
Anonymous
Germany
Let it all hang out
Today, my mom was pulling up weeds on the terrace while wearing gardening gloves. Why is that worth mentioning? Because that's literally all she was wearing. FML
Anonymous
Perth, Australia
Timewaster
Today, I spent the afternoon transplanting a whole bunch of corn seedlings that sprouted, even turning over the new soil with compost and fertiliser. While watering them in, I realised they're actually all just weeds. FML
Anonymous
New York, United States
Today, I woke to my drunk mother trying to vacuum the lawn. FML
JurassicHole
United States
Boom!
Today, while landscaping my backyard, I was pulling a big weed out of the ground. After the last tug, the soil came free, but ended up with me punching myself full force in the nuts. I think my future children are already filing for parental abuse. FML
Anonymous
Binghamton, United States
Today, while mowing the lawn, I ran over a hornet's nest. FML
Anonymous
United States
Quality family time
Today, after a long talk with the kids, I finally got all the chores around the house done early so we could have a fun family weekend. My wife decided to be a wet blanket and insisted we needed to deep clean the already clean kitchen. Three arguments later, everyone is sulking, and I'm working in the kitchen alone. FML
Anonymous
Stoughton, United States
Family is everything
Today, I thought I would take my family to the beach for the day. My wife is sitting on the front porch, not talking to me, because after working a 60-hour week, I would rather enjoy my family and the fruits of my labor, rather than help her clean the house that she has spent all week at, doing nothing. FML
What.
Pawtucket, United States
Today, my father bought a riding lawn mower. We don't have a lawn. FML
anon
Canada
Today, my neighbor finally cut the grass on his front lawn. At 2 in the morning. FML
Claire
Edinburgh, United Kingdom
Green fingers
Today, it's been a few weeks since I took up gardening to relax, caring for my plants, and they finally started blooming. Excitedly, I posted a picture online, only to have a friend tell me that my "beautiful flowers" are actually weeds. Apparently, I have a talent for cultivating the unwanted. FML
Top comments
zoPwNAgEzo 21
What kind of weed?
cBlackout 13
Then later you can all paint the garage, oh it'll be so much fun.
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Comments (91)
lizard399 0
I'd do a personal veto and start a puzzle.
ohSNAPyall 27
If you kept up with your chores, you'd have plenty of time for puzzles! >:|
iBiteRoses 22
LOL that SUCKSS
Jewnut 0
As long as alcohol is involved
angrymexican 8
But it's not.
mama2b3 20
That sounds like something my family would do.
maddyyghee 6
bundle of fun
Fmlsea 28
Woah I would die of fun *sarcastic voice *
ohSNAPyall 27
Thanks for adding the cue at the end. I was like, "Whoa! You can die of fun? From yardwork?"
Xythenol 6
At night?
5HT2A 5
Well at least your parents didn't spontaneously become juggalos.
ladyLALAA 29
I just googled them because of that previous fml.. Juggalos just want to be part of a family >_>
MandyMeow_fml 18
Hah! That's what my grandmother would make me do for fun when I was little.
jnaust 8
As opposed to now? Now that your all grow up? Not trying to be mean, just thought it was funny that at 17 you're not little anymore!
jnaust 8
Grown*
MandyMeow_fml 18
Haha I understand what you're saying I'm only 17 I'm young still and have tons of growing up to do! I just meant by when I was little I was about 6 years old aha.
ladyLALAA 29
38 is just cranky because he's probably old :P
DocBastard 40
Jnaust, last time I checked, 17 isn't considered little. Women are fully grown by then. Oh, I get it. You were just being a dick over an innocuous comment. Nevermind.
cjwalsh86 0
Oh you poor baby.