Today, it marks the fourth month since my 15-year-old cousin asked me out, then started practically stalking me when I said no. It's also the fourth month of my parents and his constantly telling me to stop overreacting and that it's "just a phase." FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I was telling my dad about how annoying it was to constantly have my ten-year-old cousin message me about her new boyfriend, when he suddenly bursts out laughing about how she can get a boyfriend at ten, and I have never even kissed a guy and I'm seventeen. FML
Today, I found out that my six year-old cousin has a raging crush on my boyfriend. She lives across the street and watches from her window for his car to appear in front of my house. She's indicated that she'll stop at nothing until he's hers. FML
Today, I told my cousin that I would gladly help him get through the loss of my aunt. That is until he started flirting with me. FML
Today, I brought my new boyfriend to dinner with my family. Everything was going smoothly until my dad asked him how long we’d been dating. My boyfriend looked at me, then said, "Uh, I think it's been… four months?" I looked horrified and said, "It's been TWO!" Now I’m wondering if we’re dating or just two confused people stuck in a situationship. FML
Today, my little cousin is going to be staying at our house for a year or so, because of financial problems. It wouldn't be so bad if it weren't for the fact that every single night he creeps up on me while I'm sleeping, and shouts, "GO FUCK YOURSELF!" directly into my ear. Only another 11 months to go. FML
Today, my friends and I were talking about the creepy stranger that used to stalk me back in high school. I guess his looks changed a lot through the years because I found out that he's my current boyfriend of four months. FML
Today, I was complaining to my best friend about my weird cousin and how annoying he is whenever I see him (which isn't often, thankfully). She replied, “Isn’t that my boyfriend you're talking about?” Turns out, yes. Yes, he is. FML
Today, my ex-boyfriend is now dating my cousin, and he's stopped hanging out with me for her. FML
Today, the person who I've asked to back off is still messaging me and making me more stressed out. I'm pretty sure he fancies me, but I'm asexual. This after he already promised to back off multiple times. I think I've got myself a stalker. FML
Today, I found out the real reason why me and my boyfriend of four and a half months have "so much in common". He used to be my stalker, who followed me around in a black hoodie and always posted stuff on my Myspace as an anonymous person. FML
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Top comments
Chellybelly92 14
I don't understand why parents just brush off weird behaviors like that rather than just addressing them.
hordriss 14
Your parents should be taking this seriously, that's some seriously disturbing behaviour.
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Comments (119)
kim_larsa 5
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You should feel flattered! Regardless if its family or not be happy you're attractive! Own it :)
NavalAvaiations1 5
ummm no
EpicSquishii 21
Absolutely not.
MzZombicidal 36
That is so wrong in so many ways. I say work on your self esteem a bit. It shouldn't take an incestuous infatuation to make you feel good about yourself.
FrankHotpants 31
And what kind of "phase" is that? Someone really needs to have a talk with him.
FightMyLiger 19
A phase, you know! As in, "Torturing squirrels and stray cats was just a *phase* for Jeffrey Dahmer."
mariepastyglue 30
honestly that's seriously sick and yours and his parents should both be appalled and be trying to seek mental help for him at 15 boys should know better, absolutely ridiculous you don't deserve that at all no one does I'm sorry you have to go through that by yourself
FightMyLiger 19
.............. ^^^ I found your periods
aeonsoul 12
You need to sit him down and set him straight
My_Life24 22
Gross! Is he your first cousin?
ColdplaySucks 18
It doesn't matter what cousin he is, if there isn't a good 500-1000 year gap, it's ****** up.
Ownord_fml 10
I actually laughed out loud when I saw the story was from Alabama x)
Dr_Awesome654 24
Saaame
perdix 31
If you're over 28 and single, maybe you ought to give the guy a shot;)
dogpup4 23
George Michael Bluth?
EpicSquishii 21
What do you mean by "practically stalking"? Depending on what's really going on, your parents and his might be totally justified in telling you you're overreacting. On the other hand, his parents should definitely be discouraging him from making you uncomfortable. To let any sort of creepy behavior in your kid go unchecked is just bad parenting.
smcjunk17 2
The fact that the OP is from Alabama makes this so much funnier!!