Today, is the 6 month anniversary of my boyfriend and I. Turns out next month he will be celebrating the 3 year anniversary of him and his wife. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, it's my two year anniversary with my wife. She's celebrating the day with her new boyfriend. FML
Today, my boyfriend and I celebrated our six-month anniversary. And by that, I mean he brought along his obnoxious best friend, and I paid for everyone's dinner at an expensive restaurant. FML
Today, I was looking at the annoucements in the newspaper and find out that my boyfriend of the past 6 years is supposed to be married in 2 days to what I thought was his ex-girlfriend. FML
Today, is my boyfriend and my 3 year anniversary. We decided to give each other something that we really needed. I bought him the $300 worth of books that he needed for college. He surprised me with a workout video and exercise equipment. FML
Today, it's our fifth-year anniversary with my boyfriend. I gave him his gift and walked over to the kitchen to serve him some food I'd made. On my way back to the dining room, I overheard his plans with his friend to ditch me in 10 minutes. FML
Today, this coming January in 2024 will be our 3 year anniversary, with loads of engagement talk in the air. Even though I found, "Congrats, you've earned Tinder VIP Status !" on my boyfriend's phone from about 8 months ago. I literally feel sick to my stomach. I was also in the hospital sick when he apparently did this. FML
Today, the guy I've talking to for the past 8 months just celebrated his six month 'anniversary' with his girlfriend. He picked her over me, but we agreed to be just friends. My feelings haven’t gone away, though. I can’t help but be jealous and depressed every time he posts about their relationship. FML
Today, it is my three-year-anniversary with my boyfriend. I asked if he had planned anything for us, and he said yes. My parents volunteered to watch our daughter, I got all excited, and apparently our "plans" are to watch a football game. What do I get to do? Make sandwiches. For him. FML
Today, my husband told me yet again that the last two years have been the worst of his life. Our two year anniversary is next week. FML
Today, my boyfriend and I celebrated our five-year anniversary. I got him a new flat-screen TV. He got me toilet seat cover. FML
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iluvfmls456 0
next year will be the one year anniversary of you killing him
Struedelmuffin 0
It took six months to find out he was married? Come on now.
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Comments (266)
loverBall 0
wow.!!! FAIL! hes a jerk hit him in the balls tht would teach him a thing or two
N0dA 0
a swift kick to the balls solves a lot of things... especially in this case maybe after that you should bitch slap him a time or two :)
Allyb321 0
ahahahahaha that sucks for you!! well maybe you should know that if you've been dating 6 months? it's gotta be hard for him to keep that secret...are u guys like never around?
stephy2lee 2
maybe he was with her more than the wife. and the wife thought he was cheating but chose not to believe it.
22cute 17
Don't kid yourself. This happens all the time. It's not that easy to catch unless you know what to look for - and you are LOOKING. Not just falling in live.
Allyb321 0
hahahahahahahahahahaha :|
RaineLee 5
Dump his ass.
Deamoner 0
it's always about dumping ain't it? Something tells me you haven't been in a relationship that's lasted longer than a month. OP, just fund out why he's doing it and if the reasons good enough you can borrow my shotgun.
VitaLp 14
Ok, 118, I can see where you're coming from. Maybe he has a good reason for cheating on his wife (unlikely). But there is never a good reason for lying or keeping a secret from your girlfriend or spouse. It shows a complete lack of respect, and for that, he deserves to be dumped.
chaoticnh 0
118 something tells me your kind of a jackass if you believe that there could actually be good reasons for cheating and lying to women.
RaineLee 5
I completely agree with 171 & 180. Personally, a girl like me will not accept a lie as big as that. Having a boyfriend who is actually married is just unacceptable, no matter how good his reasons are. But I doubt so.
hayleyydean 0
how could you not know that ? there had to be warning signs, come on now
AubrieJade 0
wow what a prick!!
mrrudy1972 3
what a hottie
lmaoatall 6
atleast you only waisted six months. his wife has three years waisted on this asshole. **** her life.
RaineLee 5
Wasted*
lmaoatall 6
oh shit, you're right. thankyou. major brain fart today.
Buttacup 0
I agree !
EpicLovee 2
hahaha!
plebeianFelix 5
not cool beanz.
TheRealHouse 7
Hot beans?
plebeianFelix 5
*beanz
ayooBrandon 12
playa playa
hayleyydean 0
hahaha
anothersuicide 0
u ever thought about going on cheaters?
Fakeddd 0
Or Maury/Springer.
BabyOtaku 0
think about it his life will be ****** over. his wife will leave you'll leave him, his ass will be exposed like dog nuts on national t.v.
esedude 0
6 month anniversary? that doesnt exist
shamille 5
hehehe It's 0.5 Anniversaries