Today, is the 6 month anniversary of my boyfriend and I. Turns out next month he will be celebrating the 3 year anniversary of him and his wife. FML
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A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, it's my two year anniversary with my wife. She's celebrating the day with her new boyfriend. FML
Today, my boyfriend and I celebrated our six-month anniversary. And by that, I mean he brought along his obnoxious best friend, and I paid for everyone's dinner at an expensive restaurant. FML
Today, I was looking at the annoucements in the newspaper and find out that my boyfriend of the past 6 years is supposed to be married in 2 days to what I thought was his ex-girlfriend. FML
Today, is my boyfriend and my 3 year anniversary. We decided to give each other something that we really needed. I bought him the $300 worth of books that he needed for college. He surprised me with a workout video and exercise equipment. FML
Today, it's our fifth-year anniversary with my boyfriend. I gave him his gift and walked over to the kitchen to serve him some food I'd made. On my way back to the dining room, I overheard his plans with his friend to ditch me in 10 minutes. FML
Today, this coming January in 2024 will be our 3 year anniversary, with loads of engagement talk in the air. Even though I found, "Congrats, you've earned Tinder VIP Status !" on my boyfriend's phone from about 8 months ago. I literally feel sick to my stomach. I was also in the hospital sick when he apparently did this. FML
Today, the guy I've talking to for the past 8 months just celebrated his six month 'anniversary' with his girlfriend. He picked her over me, but we agreed to be just friends. My feelings haven’t gone away, though. I can’t help but be jealous and depressed every time he posts about their relationship. FML
Today, it is my three-year-anniversary with my boyfriend. I asked if he had planned anything for us, and he said yes. My parents volunteered to watch our daughter, I got all excited, and apparently our "plans" are to watch a football game. What do I get to do? Make sandwiches. For him. FML
Today, my husband told me yet again that the last two years have been the worst of his life. Our two year anniversary is next week. FML
Today, my boyfriend and I celebrated our five-year anniversary. I got him a new flat-screen TV. He got me toilet seat cover. FML
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iluvfmls456 0
next year will be the one year anniversary of you killing him
Struedelmuffin 0
It took six months to find out he was married? Come on now.
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xXshadowrollerXx 6
To all you people saying why didn't OP know the guy was married: It's not like the guy told OP that he was married, this was her first time finding out, making it an even shittier situation. If OP had knew prior to today about the man's wife, then I would say **** OP, she's a bitch for stealing the man from his family. But if not, then F both women's lives, they're both suffering from the man's cheating ways.
XxThrasherxX 0
Awkward.....
ChuckNorriss_fml 0
I'll find him a take care of him for ya
rayeosunshine 0
ohboy. he's a keeper..
coltsrock37 15
dis guy play girls just like jimi hendroix played the guitar
Brookiebear167 0
..smh. cheater.
gyarru 2
o dddddd, damn that's rough
Melisso 4
hey dumbass the word anniversary derives from the Latin word for year. you sound like an idiot saying "6 month anniversary".
mikaylaraymond 0
hey dumbas if your gonna be hateing gtfo
ramseyrutherford 2
yikes
EZ2XLR8 7
I really hate when people call every month that they're dating an "anniversary"... it's not a ******* anniversary. When it comes to relationships... anniversaries are to represent a marriage and celebrate their marriage, not of just them being together as a couple. I never celebrate "anniversaries" when I'm with my boyfriend because they're non existent b/c there's no commitment to celebrate. I only celebrated anniversaries when I was married because that's the whole point of the anniversary. Also... it is NOT an anniversary if the claimed anniversary is in a different month regardless of the date... you call Canada Day on July 1st an anniversary and July 4th because it's on the same day every year. Besides... I don't feel sorry for you.. it's easy to tell if a man is married or not.
joa76 3
So you and your boyfriend have no commitment to one another? That's kind of sad, if you've been together long enough to have anniversaries to not celebrate. Some people, however (this doesn't apply to six month anniversaries, just your sentiment), have long-term committed relationships with someone they aren't married to, and want to celebrate the fact that they've been together for 3 or 5 or 10 years. And how exactly is it easy to tell if a man is married? Married men look the same as unmarried men. They dress the same. You can't tell from how they act, because that's dependent on the person, not their marital status. If he tells his wife he's going out of town on business, he could easily be spending lots of nights away from her, or possibly even has his own apartment. If you're dating a guy with no wedding band, with his own "bachelor pad," are you going to assume he's married? Please share your brilliant, fool-proof way to tell. Lots of accidental "other women" would love to know, I'm sure.
lookmebaby 2
no it's not ****. your getting cheated on right now