Sarah
United States
Today, instead of the traditional midnight kiss, my husband handed me divorce papers. FML
Collection
Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Same thing different taste
Anonymous
Leatherhead, United Kingdom
Bad timing
Today, after I filed for divorce, the papers were received by my soon-to-be ex-husband on our wedding anniversary. FML
TrashGirl
Today, for our 8th wedding anniversary I gave my husband several well-thought-out gifts. He gave me divorce papers. FML
GeeTwo
United States
Today, I signed the divorce papers my wife gave me. When I went to bed, she was on the phone talking to her new boyfriend. FML
divorced
United States
Today, my wife put divorce papers in my birthday card. FML
haphazard2007
United States
Today, I got a gift from my wife in the form of divorce papers. She waited till after New Year's so it wouldn't show up on her taxes for 2011. FML
Anonymous
The old switcheroo
Today, my fiance's divorce was finalized and we went out to dinner to celebrate. I stepped away to use the bathroom, then came back to a note on the table saying, "I'm going to enjoy single life, thanks!" He left me with the bill. FML
Anonymous
Here you go
Today, my husband served me divorce papers and an order to grant him temporary custody of our kids. Tomorrow is my birthday. FML
Jeri
United States
Today, the day of my 29th birthday and two weeks after our 10th wedding anniversary, the only thing my husband got me for my birthday was divorce papers. Happy birthday, bitch. FML
MissT
Dianella, Australia
Love hurts
Today, my divorce certificate arrived in the mail. Reading it felt like I was punched in the face by a brick. FML
Anonymous
Tucson, United States
Happy new year, huh?
Today, my husband of 12 years announced that he wants a divorce and that he hadn't liked me in YEARS. FML
Top comments
xxhollilollixx 6
What a **** gargler.
heythere131630 9
This is a situation when the term "asshole" just isn't quite strong enough.
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Comments (133)
sjonnemans 3
As much as it sucks, divorce papers usually don't come out of nowhere.
etchsanity1 11
True usually there's signs of what's to come
TheDrifter 24
That guy is hardcore. I'm not planning on spending nearly that much to keep my new years resolutions.
melkymac101 17
I have no wirds
botanistjessica 24
I have no wirds either. Mainly cause I have no idea what wirds are.
Big_lama6 7
I had a shitty New years too..
Ukeee_X 19
"New year, new me!" Sadly, you are not a part of the new him.
MistaBlista 9
You can always kiss the papers
Twisted_Angel 17
what a douche nugget...
xxxtc_247xx 5
What an asshole!! Make the most of that horrible experience and start a great fresh new life without the jerk!
frostbitten 7
At least you're not alone....mine too :'-(
zessica101 5
Now you are single !!! you can go geth every man/woman you want