Today, instead of the traditional midnight kiss, my husband handed me divorce papers. FML
Collection
Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Same thing different taste
Bad timing
Today, after I filed for divorce, the papers were received by my soon-to-be ex-husband on our wedding anniversary. FML
Today, for our 8th wedding anniversary I gave my husband several well-thought-out gifts. He gave me divorce papers. FML
Today, I signed the divorce papers my wife gave me. When I went to bed, she was on the phone talking to her new boyfriend. FML
Today, my wife put divorce papers in my birthday card. FML
Today, I got a gift from my wife in the form of divorce papers. She waited till after New Year's so it wouldn't show up on her taxes for 2011. FML
The old switcheroo
Today, my fiance's divorce was finalized and we went out to dinner to celebrate. I stepped away to use the bathroom, then came back to a note on the table saying, "I'm going to enjoy single life, thanks!" He left me with the bill. FML
Here you go
Today, my husband served me divorce papers and an order to grant him temporary custody of our kids. Tomorrow is my birthday. FML
Today, the day of my 29th birthday and two weeks after our 10th wedding anniversary, the only thing my husband got me for my birthday was divorce papers. Happy birthday, bitch. FML
Love hurts
Today, my divorce certificate arrived in the mail. Reading it felt like I was punched in the face by a brick. FML
Happy new year, huh?
Today, my husband of 12 years announced that he wants a divorce and that he hadn't liked me in YEARS. FML
Top comments
xxhollilollixx 6
What a **** gargler.
heythere131630 9
This is a situation when the term "asshole" just isn't quite strong enough.
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Georick7 19
Exhusband*
Shamrockbeefy 14
Are you guys serious, I really just can't take the "holier than thou" attitude of this website sometimes. divorce is a thing that happens guys the husband isn't in the wrong for divorcing, if he cheated then yeah he'd be an asshole but faulting someone for wanting a divorce is just childish would you rather he cheated? Or live the rest of his and/or Op's life miserable because he's married to a person he doesn't want to be with anymore?