Sarah
United States
Today, instead of the traditional midnight kiss, my husband handed me divorce papers. FML
Collection
Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Same thing different taste
Anonymous
Leatherhead, United Kingdom
Bad timing
Today, after I filed for divorce, the papers were received by my soon-to-be ex-husband on our wedding anniversary. FML
TrashGirl
Today, for our 8th wedding anniversary I gave my husband several well-thought-out gifts. He gave me divorce papers. FML
GeeTwo
United States
Today, I signed the divorce papers my wife gave me. When I went to bed, she was on the phone talking to her new boyfriend. FML
divorced
United States
Today, my wife put divorce papers in my birthday card. FML
haphazard2007
United States
Today, I got a gift from my wife in the form of divorce papers. She waited till after New Year's so it wouldn't show up on her taxes for 2011. FML
Anonymous
The old switcheroo
Today, my fiance's divorce was finalized and we went out to dinner to celebrate. I stepped away to use the bathroom, then came back to a note on the table saying, "I'm going to enjoy single life, thanks!" He left me with the bill. FML
Anonymous
Here you go
Today, my husband served me divorce papers and an order to grant him temporary custody of our kids. Tomorrow is my birthday. FML
Jeri
United States
Today, the day of my 29th birthday and two weeks after our 10th wedding anniversary, the only thing my husband got me for my birthday was divorce papers. Happy birthday, bitch. FML
MissT
Dianella, Australia
Love hurts
Today, my divorce certificate arrived in the mail. Reading it felt like I was punched in the face by a brick. FML
Anonymous
Tucson, United States
Happy new year, huh?
Today, my husband of 12 years announced that he wants a divorce and that he hadn't liked me in YEARS. FML
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xxhollilollixx 6
What a **** gargler.
heythere131630 9
This is a situation when the term "asshole" just isn't quite strong enough.
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Comments (133)
AngelSpit 18
ouch
unixdude 9
If you didn't see this coming, you are the problem.
adaenell 2
And what did you do to earn those papers?? Kinda bad timing on his part but divorce papers aren't drawn up for the hell of it.. Apparently you had some issues! Happy New Year!
tacojauns 45
2013 is going to be a good year
Olivia_73 4
There's plenty of more guys in the world;)
redmonkey224539 9
Depending on the reason he's divorcing you fyl but for all I know you could just be a bitch if not I feel sorry for you what a dick
bexxiiee 11
Divorce papers don't just come from nowhere. Usually, if you can't see the problem, YOU are the problem.
gopler 3
Ever stop to think divorce happens? There had to be a reason why he made that decision, you had to have done something. Or maybe he was cheating on you in which case he's a total **** munching dick gargling **** licking **** on a stick. But otherwise you'll be fine and I think you're over reacting.
Getspmak 15
I agree - that blows
LyddieW98 6
What a douche.