Sarah
United States
Today, instead of the traditional midnight kiss, my husband handed me divorce papers. FML
Collection
Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Same thing different taste
Anonymous
Leatherhead, United Kingdom
Bad timing
Today, after I filed for divorce, the papers were received by my soon-to-be ex-husband on our wedding anniversary. FML
TrashGirl
Today, for our 8th wedding anniversary I gave my husband several well-thought-out gifts. He gave me divorce papers. FML
GeeTwo
United States
Today, I signed the divorce papers my wife gave me. When I went to bed, she was on the phone talking to her new boyfriend. FML
divorced
United States
Today, my wife put divorce papers in my birthday card. FML
haphazard2007
United States
Today, I got a gift from my wife in the form of divorce papers. She waited till after New Year's so it wouldn't show up on her taxes for 2011. FML
Anonymous
The old switcheroo
Today, my fiance's divorce was finalized and we went out to dinner to celebrate. I stepped away to use the bathroom, then came back to a note on the table saying, "I'm going to enjoy single life, thanks!" He left me with the bill. FML
Anonymous
Here you go
Today, my husband served me divorce papers and an order to grant him temporary custody of our kids. Tomorrow is my birthday. FML
Jeri
United States
Today, the day of my 29th birthday and two weeks after our 10th wedding anniversary, the only thing my husband got me for my birthday was divorce papers. Happy birthday, bitch. FML
MissT
Dianella, Australia
Love hurts
Today, my divorce certificate arrived in the mail. Reading it felt like I was punched in the face by a brick. FML
Anonymous
Tucson, United States
Happy new year, huh?
Today, my husband of 12 years announced that he wants a divorce and that he hadn't liked me in YEARS. FML
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xxhollilollixx 6
What a **** gargler.
heythere131630 9
This is a situation when the term "asshole" just isn't quite strong enough.
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Comments (133)
SailorSTFU 15
This is one of those situations where you have to wonder what led up to this...
Getspmak 15
Or just being blind sighted
GeeTwo 11
I feel your pain. My X did the same thing to me last year & had a boyfriend a month later. Positive thoughts to you hang in there. Baby steps forward & never look back.
Homer1975 14
well done
Homer1975 14
congratulation,look at the upside that you got new year and brand new life. everything gonna be okay.
Getspmak 15
True that
db4682 8
Resolution usually means "resolve," not "get rid of." I wonder why he wouldn't work it out?
enigma575 2
Why is it automatically his fault you don't know if the wife is a nut job she is on fml complaining lets take a min to think that over
NonSenser 6
The upside is that now you haven't wasted even one second of your 2013 being with that douche.
mad_hatter0666 22
What a dick head! I'm sorry, OP. Clearly you are better off. Once you have time to heal, find someone who really appreciates and loves you. You deserve better.
PhishloverA 14
Happy New Year? Merry Christmas ? Should've ended the FML with "Happy New Year." I'm sorry though OP
Satoaoi 13
Now you listen here.there are plenty of men out there. ones more deserving to have you. just gotta hang in there. when one door closes another one opens.everything happens for a reason. now you have a reason to find someone who will love you till death do you part unlike him.
californianking1 8
Give him a traditional slap!